Rick and Morty

It has been a challenging mating season for FizzlePop...

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

Hungry for apples?

Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub

🖕PEACE AMONG WORLDS!🖕

You went back to the rug store?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die.

Beth + Beth + sometimes Jerry

Just because I love the whole gag so much, "It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet."

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

"And now here's.. human music."

"The vat is good."

"I gotta go take a shit."

I could probably do one line from every episode.

You never went in the hole!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also slavery with extra steps.

What is my purpose?

I just love killin'!

You pass butter.

Giant incest baby

I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.

"Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting!"

And awaaaaaayyy we go!

Let's go. In and out, a 20 minute adventure!

Time to get schwifty

Rick is the bad guy.

C137 != C137

I hate myself for this because it's so overused... I'm pickle Rick!!

Snake Jazz

Just shove it waaay up there, Morty.

People will get more from the idea he represented than the Jelly Bean he really was.

Don't think about it

Ooooh, weeee!

everything is crooked, reality is poison

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in horse semen extractor.

I feel sorry for his dad