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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30580457

The President of the United States everyone... Deserves to be checked into the loony bin.

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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Do people really believe that he shares these things because he honestly believes Biden is a clone? These nonsense rage bait articles are a big part of the problem.

[–] scott@lemmy.org 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 4 days ago

Yeah, you've got to feed the Qultists from time to time to let them know you care about them. If you don't, they'll wander off into further, less useful conspiracy thinking.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

A fraction of his followers might. It's a signal, but plausibly ambiguous. And then influencers can point fingers at each other as 'hysterical' to rake in big bucks.

And yeah, tabloid sites like thedailybeast jump on the engagement train. They can't help themselves. If they don't, well, they'll move closer to shutting down like 'boring' longwinded classical journalism that gets no engagement anymore.

Our information environment is so screwed. It baffles me that pundits, researchers, political leaders and such ponder what's going wrong when they walk to work and see every single human being doomscrolling this trash away, all while the companies hosting it become the richest on Earth.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

It baffles me that pundits, researchers, political leaders and such ponder what's going wrong when they walk to work and see every single human being doomscrolling this trash away, all while the companies hosting it become the richest on Earth.

One of those is not like the others. As long as lobbying and kickbacks are legal or no worse than a slap on the wrist, politicians are more than happy to be paid to not wonder or care why. Heck, some of them probably welcome it—the algorithms helped them get elected.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

https://truthsocial.com/@llijh/posts/114604139396491788

Original post not made by Trump but shared by him. Reading it, it feels more like a joke/shitpost.

[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Everything he (re)tweets sounds like a shitpost. Everything he says can be read as an idiotic joke, too stupid to be real. Except some times suddenly he turns around and it's deadly serious.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Republicans are some of the dumbest fucking people on the planet

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

... and yet, they keep winning election after election after election.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

not exactly

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago

You'd think they'd have made a second clone once this one started going bad

[–] Libra@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why is 'notorious firehose of bullshit spews even more more bullshit' still a headline anymore? Oh wait it's the daily beast, firehose of bullshit is kinda their whole shtick. Carry on.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because that firehose is now president. No matter what the president says, it's relevant, BECAUSE he's president. The founding fathers just never anticipated THIS EXACT scenario.

[–] Libra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

I'm not saying it's not relevant, I'm saying it's not worth generating 50 headlines every time the guy who literally only says crazy shit says something that's a little crazy. Iono, put that shit into a daily/weekly digest or something.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Hmm, projecting again?

Now that would be an interesting plot twist in the American Presidential Shitshow...

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 11 points 4 days ago

I hate that I'm not sure if this fits the community.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve heard similar about Trump. They keep the real one somewhere secret and put the shitty one out in public, because he couldn’t possibly be this bad, right? He’s still the great leader, just behind the scenes right? Guys? GUYS?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

tumbleweeds

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

😂 This is exactly the sort of madness I came here for.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 4 days ago

If we feed him enough insane conspiracy gibberish will they remove him from office.

I know they won't, but we should still try and convince him that lizard mole people from Neptune are turning the Keebler Elves into gay wombats, or something.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Did they mix his DNA with a cold blooded creature to pull it off? Cuz that might help explain how he could support the genocide