Get rid of extra weight

I'm really trying, okay? :(

Tips to save on gas:

• Move to NY or Chicago (if you can't move to NY)
• Take the subway
• If your city has busses use those too
• If your commute is short use an ebike
• Protest the war and demand the abolition of the Zionist occupation

FUCK CARS AND FUCK ZIONISM

Incidentally, with Hormuz disrupted, more oil is being pumped from Russia, giving them a nice windfall.

Seems all of Trump's owners are making out like bandits on this one

Don't go to war to distract from the Epstein Files*

I like how it just says "check tires" but doesn't say anything else about them.

looks at tires

drives somewhere

uses same amount of gas as normal

What the fuck, yo?

The lesson here is clear. Only kill and kidnap (or hang) people from other oil producing countries when you can get away with it.

Nobody cares about a few hundred thousand dead civilians every few decades as long as gas is cheap. But the moment gas gets more expensive, maybe war is not such a good idea after all.

And here are some other tricks to save on gas. Try not driving a vehicle the size of a tank. Or even consider crazy ideas like using electricity to power your vehicle, even if it emasculates some alpha males. In fact, it's also possible sometimes to walk or even use a bicycle!

On the last point it was Lindsey Graham who played Trump like a fiddle.

I'm surprised why more reporters aren't asking how easy it is to play Trump.. They talked about it in the past every time he meets with someone he changes but Lindsey really played him well.

As a German, I have to protest strongly!

My speed is my freedom! I will not reduce it! (/s in case someone didn't catch that)

Well, Trump is sending 2200 Marines to Iran, I bet they'll be checking tires as soon as they arrive, so gas prices are bound to go down!

Let's not share from Sal the Agorist.