I should probably call her..

Everything reminds me of her…

What’s Italian about this?

I'm getting looks from my wife right now after I moaned.

Smart to post this while Italy is asleep.

Not exactly how I would lay my sandwiches. I prefer more of an even spread. So you're not getting whole bites that are just lettuce. Still looks pretty nice though.

It’s been so long since I’ve had a sandwich that size.

Sandussy

Dammit. Now I am hungry.

We would call that a "hoagie," with some nice-looking Italian bread and all.

For some reason I know exactly what these taste like, and am getting a vivid memory of the taste right now. Never been to the US nor to Italy.

Hoagies.

From Pussylvania

Why is the lettuce on the bottom?