I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?

I'm at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.

Die, you horrible fucker.

Fingers crossed.

I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.

If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.

Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.

So he'll be replaced with Vance? Not exactly something to look forward to, either.

DIE, YOU FUCK, DIE!!!

It would be the most popular thing he ever did.

Dear Lord Jesus, it's been many years since I prayed. Give me this one thing and we can work something out. Over and out.

"What if Trump dies on my birthday?" -literally my girlfriend this morning

pleasepleasepleaseplease

Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his "race: political" wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.

And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.

I'm surprised they didn't start the rumor yesterday , then when he came back tomorrow it would feed in to his Messiah complex

I'm amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He's literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.

The White House also issued what is known as a 'lid' on Saturday, a notification to the press pool indicating the president would not be making any public appearances for the remainder of the day. Krassenstein noted that a lid at 11 am was unusual for Trump, adding that the president had not travelled to Mar-a-Lago as he typically does at weekends. A separate, unverified post on Bluesky from an anonymous user claimed that a major road near the hospital had been blocked off and that an emergency meeting was underway at the White House. Neither claim has been independently verified.

Hippocratic oath and all that.
Doctors and nurses. Remember your oath. The lives of many or one?

Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet?

Just another bruise on the hand for his infusion of essence of youth distilled from Epstein island victims. People are saying.

Clots and prayers!!!

Please god let him die, and let him die in pain and all alone.

I've got a bottle of rum set aside for exactly this situation, and goddamnit I could use a drink.

He is definitely NOT fine.

Either he's dead and he did NOT write this or he's completely lost his mind.

America may have to tap into its emergency Champagne reserves…

Thoughts and prayers... for the clots and aneurysms.

Chances on them wanting to further the "Trump as the second coming of Christ" lore and resurrect him in three days?

So, those Epstein files coming out yet?

Please die, that would be the best Easter ever!

Oh please oh please oh pleeeeeaaaaaaase.

It's cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.