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    [–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 4 days ago

    Missed the chance of writing it as "testing different bistros" but yeah, facts no printer

    [–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 4 days ago
    [–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

    Instructions unclear. Sandwich now smells funny

    [–] three@lemmy.zip 143 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Is mayonnaise a distribution?

    [–] ceenote@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

    Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.

    [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!

    [–] three@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

    Yep! I was very surprised with the result as well.

    [–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Wait until you try bacon grease. Y'all are in for a real treat.

    [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I don't know what broke in me recently, but for about 3 years now, pork products just taste kinda dirty

    [–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    This tends to happen with major cultural expeditions. Mapping the world's farts has likely altered your palette.

    [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

    Good point. I'd consider retirement, but who else is gonna do this job?

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    [–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.

    [–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (12 children)

    Here's some others:

    • Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
    • don't you care about your privacy?
    • All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
    • Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
    [–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    You are forgetting:

    • you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
    [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    IP as a concept exists in a superstate where it's bad in the context of piracy but good in the context of generative AI.

    When I watch a movie, the credits roll at the end. I can look up the actors on IMDb. Even if I pirated it, I know who made it. That's how I know Rian Johnson is a good director and I should watch anything he makes.

    AI can't name its inspiration.

    [–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I'm sorry XP was the good windows lmao

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    [–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    The last time Windows was good was… hmm. Never. It was never good.

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    [–] kshade@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
    • Capitalism is always given as the reason something is bad, that way nobody has to try and improve anything because the revolution is for later and working within the system is supporting the bad thing.
    [–] cymor@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago
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    [–] meekah@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it

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    [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)
    [–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

    I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh

    [–] crawancon@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

    so, that's NetBSD under heavy load.

    [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    Instructions unclear, now have a perfectly functioning system whereas before it would show ads in the Start Menu. Should I start over and do again?

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    [–] steeznson@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Let me interject for a moment. What you’ve referred to as β€œbutter” is actually β€œI can’t believe it’s not/butter”. Have a pleasant day!

    [–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Oh, I remember that margarine brand, ICBINB: I Can't Believe ICBINB's Not Butter

    [–] steeznson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    That's the one! Funny store about the name - it's a recursive condiment.

    Edit: sorry for inbox spam btw, lemmy.world having outages

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    [–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

    No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.

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    [–] crawancon@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    before you reach for butter, have you even considered whether or not a rolling release distro is right for you?

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    [–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

    Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.

    [–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse

    [–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago

    Id like ai a lot more if this were the case

    [–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    spoiler


    Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.

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    [–] Meltdown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

    Next recipe: peanut butter and Mint jelly

    [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup

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    [–] vodka@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

    btrfs reaching new heights

    [–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

    instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken

    [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.

    Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior

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    [–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to install Linux on a stick of margarine!

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