“Excuse me while I kiss this guy”
Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze
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"She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean."
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Dirty deeds and the thunder jeep!
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Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
Another runner in the night
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In Dutch, we call it "Mama Appelsap" ("Mommy Apple Juice"), after the Rihanna song Don't Stop The Music, in which the bridge (which is apparently sampled from Michael Jackson who took it from Manu Dibango, TIL) sounds like that rather than ma-ma-ko-ssa.
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imho it should be called "Are those reebok or nike".
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Under pressure! Pushing down on me, pressing down on you, you're an asshole
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I’m your penis, I’m your fire, your desire.
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When Linkin Parks "In the End" came out, I misheard it as "Indian"
Let's hear it for New York, concrete jungle with green tomatoes.
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‘Hold me close, young Tony Danza’ - me at 9.
Hamster!
A dentist!
Hard Porn.
Steven Seagull
Warrior
this rifle
in me
the fishmaster!
my god fishmaster is nearly 20 years old!
Mondegreen is a mondegreen, got it.
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These threads are always filled with the same lyrics so let me add a new one:
My friend heard the first verse of Thunderstruck as "I was cold in the middle of the ringer of time"
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Got my first real sex thing
Out behind the five and dime
She sucked until my dick was red
Was the summer of “69”
From Night Fever by the BeeGees….
I got hair in my butt
I get higher in Milwaukee
I’m pooping in the dark in the morning
Peter Kay's bit always has me in stitches.
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"Oh, Nestea... is such a lonely word"
My fave
Just like the "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme" in Scarborough Fair. There are older versions where this verse ends in "...married in time" (I don't remember the rest). Someone propagated this song when music was primarily an oral tradition, and the erroneous version spread more than the correct one.
A mondegreen that I’ve been trying to get fixed for a while now:
In “Little Melancholy” by Tessa Rose Jackson, it’s written:
Call me conflicted, call me undone
I've been in rough water more than a monster
Older now I've learned everyone bleeds
A little broken, little melancholy
https://genius.com/Tessa-rose-jackson-and-ffm-little-melancholy-lyrics
And I’m absolutely positive the song is actually
Call me conflicted, call me undone
I've been in rough water more than once
Still holding on, I've learned everyone bleeds
A little broken, little melancholy
Last night i dreamt of some bagels.
Young girl with eyes like potatoes
The bathroom.... Is on the right.
On a stale horse I ride …
Her german name is Agathe Bauer.
Imitators. Mashed potaters.
Oh my teeth hurt
Oh my tee-eeth hurt
It's got to be my teeth hurt
- Led Zeppelin
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