Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that's what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.

Transcription for the Blind:

Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight

I can still make out the words.

unzips

I can't see the text very well, what does it say

Looks fine to me!

I didn't know there was an 8k version of this meme

My -10.5 says a lot huh

I see everything, must mean I need to triple it.

... cough what about pinkeye? ... cough

It's been lonely FML!

Don't worry, I got glasses. :)