She'd be an ex-man.
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I'd like to see a surgeon attempt any kind of surgery on Wolverine. As soon as he is cut he immediately starts healing.
Damn, when does it get so buffed? Reading 80s comics and his healing factor is "can sleep off a knife wound in a couple days" strong, not "regrows muscle in the middle of a fight"
I think you're misremembering. In 1978 the X-Men went to the Savage Land and a dinosaur seriously chomped his arm. He basically shrugged it off saying he "heals real fast"
His healing has been dialed up and down over the decades, but unless it's disabled (and he starts getting heavy metal poisoning), he heals from serious cuts in minutes at the most.
I think the gloves must've helped with the dino chomp, as well as his general macho attitude
I'm at around 1990 nowadays and although he says he is fine, other characters (who well know his powers) keep commenting on how rough a shape he is in and how he seems to be dying from the injuries he takes from nonstop adventuring
To me it seems like his healing factor can do a sprint to close a wound so he can finish a fight, but it can't do the marathon of keeping him alive from constant injuries, unless given time to regenerate itself. And the regrowing flesh thing to me looks like the effort of running a marathon in the span of a sprint
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I mean, he famously had one pretty big surgery
Sure, but they constantly reference how difficult that was, how his healing factor was the only thing that let him survive it, but how it also required all kinds of machines and doohickeys to somehow introduce the adamantium into his skeleton so that it wouldn't be rejected.
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Not to sound like a chud but he's biologically male. His Y chromosomes aren't just gonna disappear, he's gonna grow his dick back.
And it'd happen before the surgery was even over
Y doesn't contain "dick information" it contains "dick infrastructure schedule information". The infrastructure builds and maintains dickindustry.
The only thing that makes a dick and balls is a hormone signal at a specific stage in a fetus' life. Wether or not a fetus gets that signal dickindustry or pussyindustry will continue as the existing structures dictate. There are plenty of XY pussy-ovary births and XX dick-testes births due to this fact. The people usually never find out, as they lead normal lives.
Though I agree with you that her dick would show back up, that's because her regeneration is magic, not science, and the comic gods said she had a dick and that's that. It would take a big arc for her to get a pussy, old gods or time travel or dimension hopping or something.
Maybe a deal with Loki that gave wolverine a snarky, chaotic neutral pussy with its own agenda? Also, stop misgendering our beautiful wolverine!
So you're saying we need to dismantle the Penile Industrial Complex?
Dismember.
Big Penis cannot remain in the hands of the few! The thrust of history must bring the boons of big Penis to the masses!
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Vulverina from the multiverse.
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Yeah, I think trans Wolverine would be even more trapped by biology than other trans persons. She would need some cutting-edge gene-editing treatment to remove/replace the Y across much of the body. As a native CA person, I believe she'll have quite the wait to get that treatment, and I don't think there's a DIY option that could work for her.
He was blown it a bunch of tiny little bots once and restored to his prior shape. He's trapped in that body.
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Maybe it depends on their hormone levels π€
Right amount of HRT: Vagina. No HRT: Penis.
The healing factor would attack the foreign hormones. Wolverine can't get drunk either because his body heals too quickly.
Those are different things, though. Hormones would be closer to vitamins, the body uses them if they're present without necessarily causing harm to the body. The body produced hormones, but, chemically, if the hormones are made or introduced, chemically, they're the same. Ethanol is a poison that works by affecting the brain by attaching to GABA receptors, so it is a threat to the body.
That's all science though. Wolverine's healing ability is basically magic. I mean, it regrows his hair to a certain length in a certain style too.
The backstory for his character is that his healing factor not only "heals" him, but basically restores him to the way he previously was whenever there's a change to his body.
I mean, yeah, that's magic I guess. So if Wolverine got Scarlet Witch to give him HRT, he'd have titties in a jiffy.
She can alter reality, so she could just skip the HRT and re-imagine him as a woman, or an elephant, or a cloud of sentient dust.
it regrows his hair to a certain length in a certain style too.
lol I totally didn't think about that, hmm...
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All people contain both estrogen and testosterone. They just have them in different quantities. How would his body know that they're not natural?
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I'm not even trans, but this question is fascinating.
Referring to Iron Man: Extremis #3 it's safe to assume that without hijacking said repair center Wolverine would regrow a penis almost instantly
So in theory you could somehow edit the repair center to grow a vagina instead, then the dick would fall right off
Matter-of-factly, Ultron hacks into Extremis in a later run and turns Tony Stark into a Janet Van Dyne lookalike.
At the end of the ordeal Tony Stark checks to see if he still has a penis.
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Wolverine has lost a hand before in Age of Apocalypse and it did not grow back. However he has regrown eyes before along with regenerating after firebombing charred him to a cinder so we can likely assume his cock and balls would also grow back.
Additional discussion question: It can be inferred that Wolverine regenerates blood, and it is known that beer has minimal effect on him due to his enhaced bodily functions related to his regeneration. With this in mind, does Wolverine have a refractory period or can he fuck all night?
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That's a shower thought if I've ever seen one
At first I thought dick, but then again their bones regenerate as adamantium so maybe regeneration does preserve surgical modifications.
I don't think the bones usually regenerate
I think they do when they are bones. The adamantium doesn't break, so it don't need to regenerate.
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Wolverine's bones would like to regenerate, but the adamantium is in the way. This prevents regeneration. The implications of this should be obvious. Wolverine's gonna need an adamantium dilator.
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She'll grow whatever her little wolverine heart desires!
in comic universe, wolverineβs power works off of some metaphysical idea of what his existing body should be and so the dick would grow back
now if someone wanted to argue there was a mental component that'd be fun but i don't think weβve had any story evidence to that affect
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We just don't have to share all of our thoughts.
Sometimes our brain just gives us something to play with for a moment, it's not really for others.
Just a little treat for us to keep to ourselves.
The dick thing (there's a reason "he" is angry), also lots of super heros are thwarted trans people. It's why they're always meeting their "girl" versions, life is trying to tell them something.
"This bright lycra outfit makes me feel like I'm flying! But I also have rage issues."
"Oh wow, a girl version of me, I'll have to try extra hard not to have any realizations about who I am".
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