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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

just quit on mass and save yourselves the time, it'll likely collapse the company as an added bonus

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 days ago (11 children)

The expression is "en masse". It's French for "in great quantity".

[–] HrabiaVulpes 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Americans can't do anything en masse.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thy can, when it comes to their body weight lol

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[–] devaly@ani.social 180 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Time to slack off and deliver the minimum possible then

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 114 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's exactly what people should be doing anytime their company boasts about record profits/revenue yet halts pay raises or even has it lower than the rate of inflation.

In my old job I just allocated a percent of my day towards job applications until I finally got out. Morons thought I wouldn't be upset with a 15% pay cut over 3 years of working my ass off.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 74 points 6 days ago (7 children)

“It’s a question of motivation. If I bust my ass and Initec ships a few more units I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation?”

It’s insane that companies haven’t gotten this hint in the 27 years since Office Space was released.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Quiet quit, show up a bit late, stretch your breaks by a few minutes, leave early, steal stuff, don't do anything that doesn't directly contribute to your job, volunteer for nothing, refuse to tithe to whatever their stupid charity is, max out every benefit, max out any family leave, file official complaints to HR, break stuff, don't refill anything, do no maintenance on anything, umionize, etc.

Be a paid employee, don't be a good employee. Act your wage.

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[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The CIA published a guide back in the 40s about how to disrupt fascist companies. It's worth a google.

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[–] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 135 points 6 days ago (9 children)

To date, I have not heard a single CEO talk about where the money will come from if no one is employed.

How can consumers consume if they don't have any money?

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 66 points 6 days ago (2 children)

that's for someone else to worry about.

Seriously if you talk to these people they live their lives financial quarter by quarter. there's no plan for 2+ years down the line, they can't think that far ahead. They're all like this. It's all about the now. make money now, release a product now, no future, no updates, now now now. This is why LLM's appeal so much to them, it can provide that "now" that they crave.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

When there's a 20 million dollar golden parachute when fail why would you care about the next quarter...

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[–] h54@programming.dev 39 points 6 days ago

Because these drug and AI addled idiots refuse to or can't think more than a quarter ahead at a time. As there are no consequences for the executive caste, why should they?

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's what the rich dickhead bunkers in remote locations are for, my friend.

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sweet. Time to stop giving a shit about work, and just shit at work. (Prepositions are amazing!)

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A day without taking a shit at work is money in your boss's pocket.

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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This CEO prolly thinks he's generous cos he ain't firing them (yet) lol. So the peasant employees should be grateful for having still a job in the first place lol

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 6 points 4 days ago

They did four round of layoffs last year

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 84 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Great way to have half your staff quiet quit, and probably make at least a couple mad enough to really fuck some shit up.

Stupid tech bros think they are entitled to hard work and loyalty, they arent, it must be earned.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Employees quitting is the goal. If they get them to quit they don't have to pay unemployment.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

Quiet quitting is when you lazy it up until they fire you.

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Better to start wasting the AI tokens and burn their AI budget with nothing to show for it.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago

"Here's a list of 4000 cities. can you generate the order in which to visit them. Assume trasportation by car and find the exact cheapest order."

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probably make at least a couple mad enough to really fuck some shit up.

Doesn't matter if they're mad or not. The company is demanding they use LLMs to vibe code their products, shit's about to be fucked even if they get on board.

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[–] barkybeak@lemmy.zip 86 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Saved you a click

Teradata, a global cloud software company, told its 5,100 employees in January not to expect an annual salary raise this year as it reallocate the budget toward AI investments, according to an internal memo seen by Business Insider and not previously reported.

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 6 days ago

How much of a raise will the CEO get?

[–] uuj8za@piefed.social 39 points 6 days ago

CEO later added: the exec team is still getting a raise though.

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[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 60 points 6 days ago

The company I work for did this last year.

Unfortunately the tech industry can get away with this shit because the job market is a fucking nightmare and tech bros all think they're too smart/skilled to need a union (neither of which is true).

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Another boss suffering from too much neck

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

How this doesn't result in a class action lawsuit is beyond me.

Spineless cowards contributing to the death of the U.S. .

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Class action lawsuits don't mean anything in the US ngl.

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago

it must be entirely coincidental that employee performance dropped by 10% across the board

Lol you get a 50k bonus, 50k anthropic credits that is lmao

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

a sign that a massive layoff is coming is: not having enough foronuses/raises, or if the ceo funds themselves with the cuts.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

None of you are getting bonuses this year because we're heavily investing into replacing all of you

#2020s_suck

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 20 points 6 days ago

"AI" -> "CEO's bonus", when we put it through the translator.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

That kind of crap is one reason I became a contractor ages ago and didn't look back.

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Teradata's focus for 2026 is to "win in the market with AI," CEO Steve McMillan said in the memo

Oh boy... he is just chugging the AI kool-aid.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yep that's basically what they said at my job too.

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[–] wizzkidd@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

United we stand, divided we fall. Gotta fight these pricks united.

[–] Amberskin 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yup, the immediate response should be a walk out.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

At least the AI will be able to feed its wife and family.

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I wish everyone treated this way the best of luck finding better employment as soon as possible, as everyone deserves better than this dehumanizing treatment.

I hope you can look down from your nice new offices very soon and smirk as you watch their AI investments flounder and fail in spectacular fashion, having known all along it would happen, just not exactly when.

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