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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He'll probably just continue working to diminish democracy across the planet and leave a legacy of hate and ignorance instead of using his wealth to leave a positive legacy, which would be easy as fuck since he'd basically just be paying others to do good things in his name and taking the credit.

Not a smart man.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If I remember right, Musk made a comment on this that was around "Once you get enough money, you stop seeing it as money and more like a high score."

Yeah, a lot of rich folks said it's been about one-upping each other.

Mark Cuban was asked if he wants to increase his net worth. He responded that he's busy managing the Dallas Maverick's. But that interview seems to insinuate that there is an expectation amongst the wealthy to just keep accumulating wealth. Literally like a cancer that keeps growing.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

And that folks is how I met your mother(capitalism).

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He'll probably ask to toucuh kids on epstein island again after becoming a trillionare, and he'll probably be rejected again

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 136 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nothing. If you were born in 1AD and earned 1,000,000 every single day without spending a single penny you still would not be a trillionaire today. He will never spend that wealth , he will use that money to get loans that he does not owe taxes on, using that money to acquire even more capital. He has stated his goal is 10 trillion. At no point along the way will he use his wealth or influence to directly improve any common person's life. He is a cancer on our planet, on our economy, and on our civilization.

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Its only been 738,715 days since 1/1/0001 so this checks

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

I hate that we've had to change this calculation from a billionaire to a trillionaire. Both are fucking disgusting numbers.

Also, I swear to God if anyone mentions compound interest I'm gonna strap you to one of Elon's exploding rockets.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

he was briefly worth $1T on paper. Then SpaceX go poof.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nothing.

you don't do anything with that kind of money. you just have it.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You leave a dynasty of offspring that never have to work a day in their lives and turn out to be shit humans who use their inherited wealth to buy politicians and degrade the quality of life for average people for generations.

Seriously though. America's ultra wealthy are going to have generations of ultra wealthy born rich cunts that continue fucking our shit up.

Tax them out of existence.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't you see? if he has enough money then Grimes will love him again! It's not pathetic, you're pathetic!

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Downvoter doesn't get sarcasm

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Now what?" Is apparently helping to turn the United States in to Nazi Germany for "teh lolz"

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's going to spend it paying top esports players to play games pretending to be him.
Elon is finally going to be the champion in all videogames.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, I am the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Money isn’t the endgame. It’s power. He wants to own the world and have all the people inside of it report to him.

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[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Make everyone else as misrable as him it appears.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Elon: “More.”

[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No amount of money in the world will make him a better PoE2 player

[–] JustDorky@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, Elon Musk could be in this thread, reading your comments, sobbing like a thing that sobs a lot. Why isn't this bolded.

[–] 123@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

He's waiting for the wildest comment on this thread and an invite.

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kids these days and their Power over Ethernet.

[–] 123@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

It's PoE2 so it's gooder

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

He's a parasite, he will continue to feed on us until nothing is left. Maybe kill some more kids for fun because it's the only way he feels anything.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now he accumulates more wealth, there is no end to capitalist accumulation.

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[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Umm actually, people keep saying he's a trillionaire, that's not technically true.

He wasn't even if SpaceX was at its peak valuation. It was unrealized, floating on an actual liquidity of like 100 billion.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Paper wealth yes, but he can still spend $250m on an election like its couch shrapnel.

[–] placebo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah. IIRC he even needed external investors to buy the bloody Twitter.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago

He should explore the afterlife.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

He won capitalism. He should start a new game on a harder difficulty.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 12 points 3 days ago

Dude has to pay people to play video games for him... There's no way he could handle life on medium difficulty.

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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like asking a hoarder what they plan to do with all of those .

It's a mental illness but instead of recognizing it as such, calling it out and getting them treatment, society celebrates them and says they are doing everything that everybody else should strive for.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

because society is jealous. they wish they could be him.

they aren't jealous of a horder. they think that person is sad and gross.

I have family member who have a net worth of over 50million, all they talk about is how poor they are, how they can't afford anything, how everything is so unfair to them... etc. They believe they are struggling working-class people. They adore Elon and think he's a genius and they wish they could be as rich as him and they think if they were all their 'struggles' would be solved... they especially love the idea of never paying any taxes, because they think taxes are theft from themselves to 'waste' on poor lazy piece of shit who refuse to 'grow up' and go get 250k/yr jobs.

and there are lots and lots of rich people like my family who think the same way... and who think because they donate like a pittance of their money each year they are morally perfect human beings.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He is definitely not the first trillionair or the richest man. he is the first publicly recorded trillionair / richest man. Most keep the vast majority they have secret as fuck.

Most of that money is in Tesla stock so not much can be done with it. Maybe take out 10% to 30% of its value as a loan from banks with the stock as collateral then mostly buy some shit that will ideally appreciate in value. It's not liquid wealth so there isn't much you can do with it. $1B liquid would be far more valuable than $1T in stock evaluations.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Musk might be rich but he's not as influential as he tries to be. He's actually kind of pathetic in that respect, gets eaten up by the media and looks like a complete tool.

He tried so hard to be in the neo Nazi inner circle but he's just a rich wannabe in every fucking regard.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kinda unfortunate honestly. If he just chilled without getting into politics and just worked on electric cars, boring machines, battery factories, rockets, and satellite internet probably would be a much more beloved figure. The whole twitter and political involvement / rigging is definitely a downhill move.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He got into politics because he saw the balance sheets at the companies he’s running.

His businesses desperately needed government backing and he saw an opportunity to buy himself into the most corrupt administration ever.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Dog catches car.

Is dissapointed.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He's going to use it for political influence to further his fucked-up Nazi ideals.

And, of course, get more money. It's never enough with these fuckers. They have a version of hoarding disorder. It's always on to the next grift, more money, more money, more money, more money, number must go up!

Until he's the only free person in the world and absolutely everyone else is either dead or a slave owned by him, he's not done.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine having all that and still being a worthless gross PoS. Lol I would be the worst philanthropist you ever seen--- meaning I'd be giving money to good stuff like food and climate and eduction while simultaneously making life a living hell for anyone who votes against that stuff. I'm talking hiring people to nonstop hate on those types till they quit social media. Give me your money so I can buy the US Senate; we getting shit won.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

sure you would buddy. sure you would.

That money is trying to fill a hole in his soul of infinite deapth.

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