Fight me for it.

There's going to be a moment of confusion as some guy grins and unzips his pants.

My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.

You may have all the sweet-pickles you want. The sour/dill pickles are mine tho

May I interest you in these tomatoes I found in my salad?

Where do I mail it?

You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.

Mam I think that's called sexual assault

Mmm, fish & chips with a cheeky pickle on the side. Some curry sauce, bit of malt vinegar and salt on the chips. Oh, now you're making me hungry.

I feel like these microblog screen caps on a cute background are the 2026 equivalent of a framed quote cross stitch.

I gobble it quick enough for the two of us m'lady

Same, but for fruitcakes.

I have a phrase I have used many times for things I dont like such as this.

You may have my share of the world's sweet pickles

What is your pickle tolerance? Is it limited by order things? A ratio of other foods? Or are you insatiable? Also is this a... new thing or have you always loved pickles?

i will take that under advisement