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It is good when people help each other. It warms a truck when a community sticks by each other.

Shit like this is why I love the punk scene. The punk scene is like the idealized small American town, for you may one day be asked to help someone you barely know and do it without a second thought. Why wouldn't you help someone who needs it. You know damn well that when the time comes and you too need help, it will be found.

I have pulled on my network of comrades to make sure someone got a phone. This was done for the price of food and fellowship.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 55 points 3 days ago

This is the way.

You engage in the economy of helping people to move stuff. One person has a dolly, another has a truck, they come, they move the thing, you pay in pizza and at least one IOU of "I'll be there for you next time".

When the time comes you are enlisted, you go, you help, you recieve pizza.

The cycle continues.

This is the way.

This is the only way.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 254 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I am the guy with the truck.

The truck is proof that Americans can and will accept socialism.

It's brocialism.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 109 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (13 children)

"What if we had a system where people could get the assistance they need. We could call it... Communityism.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (47 children)

The crazy part is it doesn't matter who you voted for, everyone on both sides would generally love to help their neighbor and would offer a hand. It's just when people get involved in the macro sense that they get filled with hate and anger. Makes me sad. Let's just all move couches.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 52 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Conservatives are often nice to people they know. The in-group. The problem is when it's a scary other. So they'll let Jose couch surf for a week while he sorts out his housing situation, because he's a good guy down on his luck, but they'll rage against Those People getting anything.

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[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 59 points 3 days ago

It's so refreshing to see goodvibe things from the US :D

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So we've re-derived living in a community from first principles?

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well pizza principals at least.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pizza principles are the best principles

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 186 points 4 days ago (12 children)

No matter where you come from , once you can say "I know a guy" you're an American.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 76 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

I may not know a guy, but I know a guy who knows a guy

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 165 points 4 days ago (10 children)

The American lower-working class economy is predominantly favor and goodwill-based, yes. Pain in the ass sometimes but also more fun imo. Community is important to keep alive.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 138 points 4 days ago (14 children)

Not just American. It's poor people's economy everywhere. American working class has more in common with working class in every other nation than American wealth class. The real division in the world is class division, everything else is distraction.

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Until now, trucks seemed to be linked to toxic masculinity. Turns out, the guys just want to be part of the community.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think it really depends on the truck This is all IMHO: Something like a Colorado or Ranger is both reasonable enough and more truck than most people need. You can move a sofa with those. Stock Silverados or F-150s are also fine but do you really need something that big? Lifting or squatting those or getting anything that is bigger than those but isn't but a legit work truck is stupid.

That also depends, I have a 2000 silverado 1500. It's stock v6 but has a short cab/long bed. It is dwarfed by modern full size trucks and roughly the same size as today's colorados, just with more bed space. I do not daily drive it (it's a hand me down I have my own car). I have been able to help many friends of friends that I am fortunate enough to now call friends myself. Shoutout to my turkish buddies I get lunch with sometimes 🤤 turkish food mmm

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 127 points 4 days ago (11 children)

This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 71 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Most of us are just regular, friendly people who are glad to help out if needed. There are pockets of shit people who thrive on hate, but that's true for any country.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Fyi, if you are moving one piece of furniture, sure get the truck guy and a couple buddies. If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers. (Unless you and your buddies are in their 20s)

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers.

In my experience, that's what Dad is for.

It starts with Dad moving you to and from dorm rooms. Then apartments.

When my wife and I moved to our house I hired movers. It was a lot easier and not terribly expensive.

When my wife moved her business to a new building, my mom told me my dad insisted on helping us move, so I didn't hire movers as I had planned. When we were moving the tons of furniture, cabinets, and massive boxes stuffed full of files, my dad mentioned that my mom told him I had asked him to help me move. I have never been able to determine why my mom manipulated us into nearly killing ourselves.

Now I'm the dad. I've moved kids to and from dorm rooms and apartments. I've rented trucks for huge moves. My daughter and I are moving a couch, a dresser, an end table and all her cooking utensils on Saturday.

Not only do I have a truck, I also have straps, furniture dollies, moving blankets, mattress bags, etc.

My most recent purchase was a shoulder dolly. If you haven't seen one, picture two harnesses with a wide strap running between them. Two people squat on either end of the item being moved with the wide strap running under it. You take up the slack in the strap, and just stand up to lift it off the ground. It's a game changer.

I've become my own moving company.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Having been the guy with the truck for a while, that is 100% how it works. However, the currency can also be a beer (or two).

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[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Today would be my brother's birthday, he was my truck guy (and so much more).

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

in my experience, this is also how 3d printers work.....

[–] ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg yes, i don't even mind being the 3d printer guy. Now I don't feel so bad for not being someone's truck guy

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In Australia the price is beer. If it's a small job, one or two beers, either while doing the job or at the end, big job means a whole case of beer per person. Everyone would think there was something wrong with you if you provided only pizza.

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[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I own a truck. I live in the states. In a state more urban than rural - so less trucks comparatively speaking.

BY FAR - the best part about owning a truck, is being asked to help someone move something big. This couldn’t be more true. Except sometimes the payment can be, or include a single cold beer. My name isn’t Kevin though.

I do this ALL THE TIME-and I love it.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 101 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I miss work for trade...

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

"Today you... Tomorrow me..."

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[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 69 points 4 days ago (17 children)
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[–] JustDorky@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm in halifax, Nova Scotia, if someone knows a guy, let me know

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Self organising society can't work eh? I present exhibit 1A without comment.

People can be good. A society can regulate itself if it is made of good people and bad people are cast out.

Thank you. I liked this, real or not

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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 60 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If the guys that frequently move furniture describe you are "strong for your size", that is a powerful compliment.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 39 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Yeah, I was Tony last week. But instead of pizza I was paid in beer. Good deal, would do again

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago

That is very wholesome. Also all of the quotes have a very funny American accent in my head.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

arigatou gozaimasu amerikajinsan

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[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Been aware of this unwritten rule for a number of years. The people who ask me for help do not. They insult the tradition by trying to give me money...stunch refusal gets me strange looks but invites to weekend bbqs.

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