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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This idea is ridiculous. It's a complete fantasy that you can just release wolves as the panacea to everything. The real world is more complicated than that.

Some situations require having mountain lions released on them, or possibly bears.

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'm reading comments and think to myself "Wow, this fucking dude just made poetry. I wish I could give ya more than my sleazy Like."

That's one of them. You, dude, are awesome.

[–] FernMD@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I always said your likes are sleazy, nice to hear you admit it, for once.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Better try all three with congress, just to be safe

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I think all three are needed for the US Congress.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's release a bunch of bears and bulls into Wall Street.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] semico6@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are certain segments of the population that deserve very poisonous spiders dropped on their heads.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And I'm sure we can also find some work for the snakes while we're at it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I find having a tiger is useful when confronted by an angry fruit laden mob.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

How much of that was blood and vital organs?

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Its always lupus.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Therapy?

Ha no, wolves!

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump?

You're not gonna believe this, but...

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Release the Epstein files ?

Release wolves carrying the Epstein files ? Surely Blanche wouldn't dare touch them then!

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

What if your problem is that you have too many wolves?

Believe it or not, send wolves. We have the most "not too many wolves" spaces in the world, because of having sent in more wolves.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Nice try wolves

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Too much food on your plate? Wolf it down.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Outpost.com best commercials ever. Everyone loves releasing wolves.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, the dotcom bubble, you had some unhinged commercials.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Oh man that beats paying $300/mo for Wolfgovy.

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Been saying this for years. Now some clot tweets it and 38 people are all excited like this new.

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago
[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

For pollution this would actually work except with trees instead of wolves.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago