Those woke dentist scolds keep telling me to brush my teeth and stop gargling sand every night.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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Just release some fake research about how vitamin C estrogenizes you.
Yeah! So they all get scurvy.
Everything is gay. Carrying a shopping bag, ...gay.
Jerking Off? Gay. Wiping your ass? Gay. Sex with a woman? Believe it or not Gay.
paying too much for a sweater...gay.
Also that straight men sit down to pee. Otherwise they have to hold a penis, and there's nothing gayer than that.
I think it's also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.
It's more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it's pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.
it's also pretty gay to have sex with women.
Yeah Andrew Tate literally said that iirc
At this point "gay" is a compliment to me, ngl.
I use my toothbrush on my asshole because I’m double not gay.
Yes, but then do you also brush your teeth with it? That's the ultimate not-gay test
Do I look like a guy who can afford two toothbrushes?
Brushing your teeth is super gay. It's taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.
Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.
Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it's a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?
Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I'm a REAL man and REAL men don't need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.
...and finally spit it all out into the sink...
Speak for yourself. I swallow like a good boy.
Hey there, you busy later?~
Ah yes, homophobia and a literally shitty ass.
Two qualities women find immensely attractive. Makes perfect sense.
Given the health benefits brushing your teeth applies to your entire body, it's an awful bad idea.
At the end of the day, when a person has to go to the hospital for a complicated procedure due to bad oral hygiene. The cost falls back on the entire society, even in the case of selfpaid hospitals - The capacity is strained a bit further, to help a preventable situation
Real men don't go to the doctor!
(This is an actual problem, unfortunately.)
This is a problem. I did this. Every dude I know has done this. Not because I'm a "real man" but because I'm lazy and was young so didn't think I needed to go.
Had a health scare a few years ago now I have regularly scheduled dentist appoiments and physicals. No more screwing around.
...Somehow, i don't think you need to do anything at all to achieve your goal. That kind of guy definitely doesn't brush his teeth either.
I heard about one of these guys who got an infection because of this. He was 2 degrees removed from me so not some random internet story.
His body was penetrated by bacteria, that's pretty gay ngl
If wiping my arse is gay, I don’t wanna be straight!
Being clean is gay. Unless you're into musk. Which is why I don't bathe when I'm planning to do gay shit.
But who in their right mind would be into a billionaire??
It would have to be a very small number of men though because believing that is so fucking stupid
You must not live in the US
Most people don't.
Technically correct, but you're missing the point. If they did, the level of stupidity would make sense. Nearly half of us seem to be cool with the way things are going on a national level right now. And that's fucking "brushing your teeth and washing your ass is gay, and gay = bad" level of stupid.
I don't 🤣
So is believing in flat earth, and yet...
Mmmm true
It’s also another excuse for the lack of sexual partners in their lives. They’ll love it.
I've heard this said a lot, but I've yet to see any evidence that anyone believes it and it's not just an exaggeration/troll.
I'm having a little trouble believing even the manosphere is genuinely that deranged.
If you'll believe the anecdotes, plenty of women have confirmed their husbands do this.
I had a gf near in tears when she didn't find skid marks in my boxers.
I'm hoping they're happy tears. Otherwise I have more questions...
wtf??
No, that will not work.
Have you tried?
No, I just thought about it for a bit.
Can you pretty please think in the opposite direction and come up to a different conclusion?
It doesn't fit our desires. We want teeth brushing to be gay.
No, I have no control over the direction of my thoughts. It's actually debilitating.
This will work.