From what I've gathered, this Morgan Wallen guy is a MAGA. So this tracks. It'll attract the same kind of people that were caught with their dicks out near the gymnasts at Trump's birthday carnival thing. My sympathy for the children.

NGL, when I first read the headline, I thought it was a deliberate part of Wallen's show 😁

“The gentlemen behind us whipped his (genitals) out, started (urinating) all over my niece, my brother (and) myself,” he said in a video. “I am about ready to ... kill somebody.” Grevelding says his niece is 8 years old, and the suspect urinated on her back.

I'm sad this isn't an onion

Morgan Cole Wallen is an American country pop singer from Sneedville, Tennessee.

When asked if he acted alone, police responded: "He had some help. It ain't like he can make this kind of mess all by himself."

(Joke. It's lyrics from a single Morgan Wallen and Post Malone did together.)

gg allin: nobody is original anymore

Who?