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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

"It took courage to do what we did..."

[–] notabot@piefed.social 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

This may be DLC taken to its logical conclusion. Paying for the game gets you a .exe, the game and everything else, is a paid for download.

Soon they will expand the concept, so that paying for the game only gives you the right to pay to download the actual game and any basic tier DLC. You'll be able to purchase the right to buy higher tier DLC for a very (un)reasonable sum.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

This may be DLC taken to its logical conclusion. Paying for the game gets you a .exe, the game and everything else, is a paid for download.

Stop! My shareholder can only get so erect!

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Ubisoft still has shareholders?

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 1 points 14 hours ago

When do they start charging us per download?

[–] DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.org 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

At this point I just want Ubi to go under and sell the IPs to literally anyone else

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 17 points 21 hours ago

*Activision taking notes*

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 125 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Haven't read the article but they just added a 770MB update to the 26KB original download and now the game reportedly works.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4921760/Heroes_Of_Might_And_Magic_III/

[–] towerful@programming.dev 31 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

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[–] HuePony@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You stealed mine site idea!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

"Nice job dev team, now enjoy your vacation because you're all fired."

"Wait no shit come back and fix this!"

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. When I read the headline I thought it had to be an exaggeration or complaint about poor game quality. Nope, literally forgot to add it.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 21 points 21 hours ago

A friend of mine until recently worked for their department that also did risk planning and mitigation. Until they were all let go.

So they basically prepared for stuff like this, and now they're gone, and hey, now not even this basic shit works. Well done, Ubisoft.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago

Hurray! Minimal effort has been achieved!

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What on Earth is with the system requirements for this game? It requires a gigabyte of space? Heroes of Might and Magic 3? How's that possible? Judging from the pictures it is not updated or remastered or anything.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It came on a CD, which is max about 700MB; that could easily unpack to a gigabyte.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I remember its demo being around a 20MB download (for sure under 100) so the full version was probably way less than a whole CD

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm seeing an 848 MB split rar archive in at least one torrent for "complete" edition.

This is an 18 year old torrent too, that's not the remastered version which is more like 3 GB.

PCGamingWiki does show 425 MB in the requirements, but that's likely without the expansions.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

Maybe I am confusing it for II

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 day ago

It'll be 700MB of electron based emulation to run it.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The game to not be as large, I assume

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I get that, but based on what? 1GB unpacked seems reasonable for a 1999 game that was likely distributed on CDs. Not at all surprising.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hello, just passing by to shamelessly promote !homm@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Also, yeah, usual business when it comes to Ubisoft. Fun story: their first HoMM game, H5 from 2006, had its release date postponed because the fans protested and begged to have it released later. It was horribly buggy, according to the beta players, and the fans wanted the studio to have enough time to fix it.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Heroes 5 was actually a really solid entry, so I appreciate you 2006 fans!

[–] PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

their first HoMM game, H5 from 2006

They also buried the M&M sci-fi storyline there.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Well thanks for that. I had no idea it existed and I love HOMM.

[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its surprisingly easy to fudge up this kind of thing if you've seen Steam's back end.

That being said, getting a miscofigured game all the way to launch is kind of wild.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah exactly, this means not a single person that wasn't already fired and replaced with exec-level managed talking to Claude existed that could try the game out before setting it to public.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 12 hours ago

Well, they didn't try out the version they were shipping via Steam which is not quite the same thing.

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 4 points 21 hours ago

With a QA? Surely download and install a game is the first basic test case?

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 13 points 1 day ago

I bought the complete version on Gog and it works on Linux after a small tweak

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone play song of silence? It is like a modern homm3, i think, I'm too young for homm3

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've not played Song of Silence, but from what I've heard it's closer to Total War then HoMM.

You should try Songs of Conquest, which is heavily inspired by HoMM, with some more modern mechanics and QoL. I find it simpler than HoMM in general - might be a good intro into the genre.

Also vanilla HoMM 3 is not really a great way to play the game these days. I'd say Horn of the Abyss is a must, and there are a ton of mods to improve the game. Have a look at the VCMI project if you want to dig deeper.

My favorite is HoMM 5.5, which improves 5 a lot.

There's obviously also Olden Era, which is not bad and a very approachable intro into the series. I've not played much, so my experience is too limited to comment on it.

[–] upandatom@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Glad you played Songs of Conquest. Their devs did a great job of keeping the homm spirit while also fixing some issues with the games by enforcing new rules and limits. Only complaint is I wish the graphics were just a little bit better.

Do people actually want/like the 3d added to the hmm3 remake? I was pretty instantly turned off by it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recall purchasing this quite a while ago.

...

Ah, it was the "HD" version. I wonder what exactly's different from this one.

[–] phailhaus@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

This version has all the content and isn't remastered.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago