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[–] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is something I've seen referenced a lot on American shows like the Simpsons, but I've never met anyone to whom this has happened. Is it really that common? Are your zippers different?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    As an American, I've never done it or known anyone who had admitted to it.

    I wonder if wearing your pants on your hips or waist makes a difference. Maybe it's more likely to happen to smaller penises. Or maybe it's a puritan holdover, like, "gotta put my penis away as fast as possible."

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    It's apparently common enough that the military has a specific tool in basic training med-whatevers for cutting off the zipper.

    I honestly never even conceived of the notion until I read that fact as a young adult.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    How the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    We've got a bleeder!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Do you not put your penis away in your underwear or boxers before zipping? How does this happen?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Where you're a kid and rushing for an event

    0/10 do not recommend

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago*

    Dowvoted for American hubris.

    9.5/10 don't reach the zipper.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago

    The only thing worse is slamming your dick in a car door. Double if you're tumescent.

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