It beeps when it's done.

It beeps when you press the button.

It beeps when you place it on the base.

But today, it beeps no more.


I classify this as a repair.

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[–] 130 points 1 month ago (30 children)

I did the same with my fan. Fucker beeped when the sleep timer ended

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  • [–] 79 points 1 month ago* (26 children)

    That's an insane design choice.

    There's a fan here that has a bright blue LED capable of lighting a whole room. That LED shines when the silent mode for the night is activated 🙄

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  • [–] 59 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    So many electronics insist upon themselves. You're a fan that blows away the fart smells in the bathroom, you are not the star of the show.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    At first I loved the blue LEDs when they showed up in the early 2000 but I've grown to hate them. Why can't a soft green or red be used.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    When super bright LEDs became a thing they felt they needed to put them in everything. "It is new!" I went into my home office to get something and didn't turn the light on and wondered what the blue glow in it was. It was an LED in a monitor telling me it was plugged in. My wife has me put black tape over leds on things like usb hubs because they are blindingly bright.

    Don't get me started on leds flashlights that all have multimode including rapid flashing so when the battery connection is poor, like when the flashlight gets old, if there is a split second break in power it switches to rapid flashing. Just what I need when trying to get around in the dark.

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    [–] 62 points 1 month ago (36 children)

    I hate that modern appliances beep constantly. Whatever happened to giving a shit about being annoying or not? Old appliances would beep or ding once. If you're the idiot and leave something sitting forever that's on you. I would rather have my food get cold than my microwave beep every five seconds indefinitely. Sometimes finishing up a task that is going to take 20 more seconds is the right thing to do, stop aggressively beeping at me.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 month ago (24 children)

    My friend just bought a toaster that plays a tune when it’s done.

    A toaster. That needs to tell you when it’s done.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    My toaster just triggers the toast catapult when he's done with his thing. Noise notifies me, toasted bread flies around, what's not to like?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    My rice cooker plays twinkle twinkle little star and I always dance to it when it’s done.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    The difference is the rice cooker doesnt have metal parts launching upwards creating a very loud distinct sound that already indicates in the room that the toast is done.

    With that said there were some really cool old toasters from like the 1950's that had self toasting where you put the slices in and it automatically drops down and then rises quietly back up when its done. If that one had a small song I could at least understand that.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    My cheap rice cooker has a single switch and when it’s done it flips position. That sucker is super loud, and I love how basic it is

    Only gripe is that you have to unplug it to turn it off fully, otherwise it’s in “warm” mode

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    My car has no fewer than five different beeps when starting up. Sometimes it just keeps beeping forever. It did when I went to see it for the first time. I was trying it and stopped at a light, and it just kept beeping. Forever. The sales person had no idea why. I wanted it so badly, it’s pre-spyware car but the beeps were untenable. Spent 20 minutes looking up what the f is up with it. I found an obscure old forum post where someone had complained about the overly sensitive sensors and there’s a secret tiny hidden button that doesn’t feel like a real car button when you press it and it mutes them until you restart the car. I found it, pressed it, and the beeps went away.

    I’ve had the car for a decade now and the beeps persist, lest I press the “beepn’t” button, and yknow… that’s alright. I wouldn’t trade it for anything, but that’s a hilariously bad design flaw.

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    [–] 37 points 1 month ago (15 children)

    This should be a service. And some fancy EU regulation banning ones you can't mute.

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  • [–] [S] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

    Luckily this is a pretty simple thing to diy, at least for a kettle.

    If anyone wants to repeat this, but doesn't know how:

    • Unscrew the bottom (if the screws are different, keep track of which goes where)
    • Locate the beeper and...
      • Remove it with a soldering iron
      • Cut its legs off with some kind of clipper
      • If you have neither, wiggle it until the legs break, or carefully rip it off the board
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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Is there no need to replace it with a resistor of equal value?

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I don't think piezo buzzers are exactly resistive loads, or that cutting speakers would break appliances either way. My kettle works the same as before, just less annoying.

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    [–] 36 points 1 month ago

    I classify this as a repair.

    An upgrade, even.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (24 children)

    I am so done with kitchen appliances fucking beeping at me. The only beeps I accept is the one to let me know I didn't close the freezer. My stove does not need to beep when it's turned on, beep when a plate is selected, then beep with every step of temperature increase. Don't even get me started on the microwave, when it is done heating, it just keeps beeping forever, LOUDLY.

    Like, FUCK YOU I WILL COME WHEN I SO GOD DAMNED PLEASE. One ping only please. Jesus it infuriates me.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    This seems to be the problem with the tech trend of removing tactile knobs or actual buttons.

    Now we have these "touch" screens that can only provide feedback through annoying beeps, because you can't feel them or hear them click anymore.

    My electric kettle for example has a lever to press down and start it. No beeps needed, because when it's done you hear the mechanism click off as the lever returns to its off position.

    On the other hand my air fryer can get fucked with that one "everything knob". I've accidentally turned it a smidge many times pressing it in to start. This resets all the settings that I have to dial back in and makes me want to yeet the fucker out the window.

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    [–] 27 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Next, remove the stupid loud beep from the smoke detectors.

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    [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    (Obviously your solution is far more graceful and honestly solid work I just....cannot even)

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    OP woke up dull, will be going to bed tonight a king

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    My water dispenser needs this repair. Beeps a total of six times for a cup of warm water. Come to think of it, most of my appliances need this repair. Can't even throw a frikandel late at night in the airfryer without waking the whole appartment building. And it is called a Ninja?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The ninja air fryers are famous for their obnoxious and loud beeps! Friend of mine has one, and I was stunned by how loud it beeps. And it does that at every step of the process: Choosing temperature and time, starting, restarting (after necessary turning over the fried goods), at the end (multiple times then).

    Looked it up and found loads of complaints about that problem.

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    [–] 18 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    Now do my stupid LG dryer, it beeps out a song thats like a full 40 seconds long

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago*

    this post versus the series of recent posts about removing microphones from TV remote controls:

    Giancarlo Esposito (actor who played Gus Fring in Breaking Bad, albeit not doing so in this photo) wearing a suit and adjusting his tie. It's the "we are not the same" meme template, but with no text.

    (links to some of the posts)

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    But now how will you hear that it's done from your neighbour's house or as you're cutting weeds?

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    [–] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You can lower the volume of those piezo alarms by putting a 6-32 screw through the hole. It will push on the diaphragm on the inside and muffle the vibrations. You can actually dial in the volume you want by turning the screw just right. Or just kill it with fire

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I found the best solution is just to put a small piece of foam tape overthe hole on the top. It greatly attenuates the sound, and still keeps the beep for others who want it but only when you're close to it

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    Can you do this with my microwave? I truly hate the beep

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago*

    Definitely counts as a repair. Did the same to my microwave although much easier (simply put some tape on the metal bell it has inside).

    I know when the microwave is done. It's silent then.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Electric kettle malfunctioning is one of the leading reasons for house fires.

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Oooh! Our samsung dryer and washer does a long song. I tear off one speaker and the other I just covered the hole for a muffled song.

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