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[–] 18 points 1 week ago

Buy my company or else

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    Will drop pants for food.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    beans beans beans beans beans

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago*

    Foreskin. Reattachment. Stands with Palestine.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    AI, crypto, and blockchain free.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago

    hey, do you wanna kiss

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Only need two:

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  • We dispose of billionaire oligarchs

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  • We're all gonna die anyway.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    My company is for free

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Can buy presidential pardons fast.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    wholesale cadavers, local and organic

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Buy this here company, dude!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    We mine crypto! Oh, wait...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    We don’t pay any attention.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Buy it or kill you

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    We fuck on first date

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago*

    Technically they cant prove wrongdoing

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    It will make you money

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Accepting bids of five dollars

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  • Big booty bitches bowlin bounce.

    Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    I am an absolute delight.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Doordash but for cocaine

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    You want it round? OK!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Our clients include Macklemore.

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  • Data center McMansions - free heat!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Buy my limited company, please.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Knots, barbs, money back guarantee

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Have concept of a plan.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Psst! Wanna make some money?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    I guess this helps people?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Open source non profit nonsense

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    The robot is fully functional

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Electric Power will always sell

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  • free as in freedom toilets

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    I don't have a company with five words. And if I did, I wouldn't want to sell it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    a not for sale company

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Pfft. No. OK. Five dollars.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    It doesnt have llms

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    We recycle all our buttplugs

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

    Send money, you get stocks.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    I'll take cash, please. Thanks!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    It is not my company.

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