You got any of that

Good dick?

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bean

If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.

Some will to live.

A hug.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

New US president, please.

Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don't own any property

Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?

Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.

Go pee for me, I don't want to get out of bed

I'll take "the sweet release of death" if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.

Let me know if they have any will to live in stock

World peace, and if that's not available, some cheese and onion chips.

A revolution

A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino

Can you get me some meds? I think I'm experiencing a manic episode.

A hug

Can you grab me some democracy while you're out?

Four whole chickens and a Coke.

Yeah, free palestine while you're out. Cheers.

Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?

Maybe some good news?

A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.

A Cinnamon Toast Crunch shake. Get two, because you’ll want one. They’re better than they have any right to be. It’s just a vanilla shake with Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal mixed in.