Dang it, I hate when I have to smoke my barefoot pets outside.

I feel like this sign has to be somewhere in Florida.

So does my dog have to have those little booties, or are socks okay?

"Hey you sicko! What do you think you're... Oh, sorry I didn't see your socks."

How did they even attach that thing? Like, there's a bolt protruding way out from the front of the sign.

I'm no expert, but I'd think that the bolt should be going the other direction. I'm pretty sure that on signs I've seen in the past, that the bolt goes out the back.

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Yeah, like...this is what I expected to see: