Idiocracy speed run

They met with the warriors, but who met with the wizards and rangers?

Nothing good in the history of humanity has ever come from conservatism. Nothing at all.

what lul, was beastiality baring them up until now?

Both of them look like the kind of guys no one wants to train/spar with at the gym because they don't shower or wash their gear and smell absolutely rank.

Why are they having these losers instead of demonstrably better fighter that beat the fuck out of the bigger one?

I am only worried the USians drag us all down with them

Yeah, let the guy who bought his way into professional boxing by paying off has-beens to not win exhibition fights....and the first real boxer he faced rocked his ass back half a decade and broke his jaw? Let's let him try to improve moral

Hey isn't that the clown that got his face broken by Antony Joshua?

The world ended because many people were desperately pursuing internet clicks and popularity. /s

You can't write this shit....too ludicrous...

Gets buried on a day like this, but a toilet is now also in charge of all book learnin' in the US.

What do they call their terrorists?

If the military didnt 100% love and accept this, one of them would lift a finger to say "no".

I'm assuming this really happened because reality has become significantly more bonkers than satire.

Death is nearly preferable to this timeline.

As much as a piece of shit Logan is, even he has to be waaaay back in his head like "this ain't right, wtf am I doing here?".

Oh shit there’s two of them? I guess I’ve just been combining them in my head.

Pewdipie is going our next Comms person at this rate.

Baron.

That's the only way these losers keep getting invites.

Then incel baron has his daddy's ear.

The use of warriors

Mhm, and it's going to be painful and cringeworthy the whole time!