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[–] 56 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Gonna be honest, if I was having a shit day but my friends or parents invited a large mascot like big bird or something obscure un announced, that'd probubly force me to crack a smile.

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  • [–] 43 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

    His jovial music is dwarfed only by his sexual reprehensibility!

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  • [–] 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Me whenever I see some beetlemoses

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  • [–] 20 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    It works! Bongo dolphin really lifted my spirits after I backed over a kid in a parking lot.

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    [–] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Ahh Bongo Dolphin, I can't be mad at you!

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  • [–] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Reminds me of my dad’s approach to parenting… better bury your emotions or he would overwhelm you with some bullshit like this.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Or the most socially accepted manipulation tactic, tickling you when in an emotional situation to force you to laugh and then say it's fine and you're just overdramatizing.

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  • Aaaand that is why tickling me puts me into “fight or flight panic mode.” Well, that plus ticklers who hear you laughingly say, “Stop!” but because you’re laughing, they don’t take you seriously and keep going until you lash out violently…

    Fuck, I hate being tickled.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago
    [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    The dolphin looks like Ace Ventura

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