It's still Gulf of Mexico, it's still Lake Ontario, it's still Department of Defense, and it's still slop.

I'm renaming trump to "worst president and dumbest motherfucker ever"

nottheonion is leaking again...

Trump should keep going.

He should raname the Atlantic, the American Ocean...

Rename the moon Trump. Not Trumpworld, just Trump

Antarctica is now Cold America. We can't expect Trump or MAGA to comprehend America Australis

Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense. Greenland is now Green America even though it's famously not Green at all, but glacial white.

I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets. I want to see them shouting to the world how Trump is absolutely the best-dressed emperor in the world.

From the man with a complete lack of intelligence.

we (America) will never recover from the humiliation inflicted by this moron.

Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?

Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.

‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn't spell "precipice" if his life depended on it.’

Has there ever been a headline that starts with "Trump says" and the rest of the sentence is just normal? Does he ever just do normal?

He should rename it to "American intelligence"... and then it would finally be accurate

“Stable genius” would be more apt because the exponential benchmark growth period appears to be over and the term has an ironic meaning from Trump’s own usage that very much applies to LLMs.

File this under dumb shit the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and the president of the united states says…

Weird that the didn't want it to be renamed "Trump intelligence"

Seriously. Can't we call it American Intelligence? Wouldn't even need to change the acronym.

Next week he'll announce he's renaming "pedophilia" to "super fun sexy time".

The opinion of anyone impressed by the function or output of a LLM enough to believe it is in any way adjacent to intelligence should be summarily dismissed, and ridiculed should they persist.

Google and Apple soon to follow, I’m sure, like the good little lickspittles they are.

Why not: Super Hyper Intelligent Technology -> S.H.I.T.?

Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??

Oh-oh! Maybe: Fast Utility Computer Kernel - Official Factory Format F.U.C.K.-O.F.F!

I'm waiting for Intelligence 64.

Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.

Why not "Intelligence of America", seems to be his thing

Nice, now the US can't lose the AI race against China because they're developing another thing now — super intelligence...