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[–] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

First time I've read it, my skull sponge corrected it to "touch grass, kill yourself" and i couldn't understand. Then words fell back into their places.

this made me actually laugh. thanks

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates

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