zitrone

joined 5 months ago
[–] zitrone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
$ touch grass # this will be the last time you touched grass
$ chmod =000 grass
$ sudo chown root:root grass
$ touch grass # muhaha
[–] zitrone 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

just use nix instead

we have super secure mechanisms in place to prevent supply chain attacks

/s (nix just hasn't been targeted yet (as far as we know 💀💀))

[–] zitrone 4 points 3 days ago

probably timezone stuff tbh

[–] zitrone 1 points 2 weeks ago

but they should be similar at least

[–] zitrone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

idk can ai do perspective nowadays?

[–] zitrone 8 points 2 weeks ago

the artist is khyle. patreon, Shitter, danbooru

[–] zitrone 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] zitrone 42 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

that is why you don't run random install script as root

i hate that so many tools nowadays want you to curl | sh for installing

[–] zitrone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Typst, Perchance

[–] zitrone 4 points 3 weeks ago

the list is zero indexed and 0. is the image

So you should dedicate 1/10 of your time to fold your hands in a praying gesture and look cutely into the camera positioned in you upper right front.

[–] zitrone 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

at once or in sequence?

[–] zitrone 19 points 1 month ago

I don't believe, you should expect all browsers to implement all new web features in under a year. It takes time, like new C++ or C standarts. An like with all other standarts, the more parties are involved the more time it takes to adopt it.

 

After Plasma 67, we also have plasma 666 now hehe.

This release adds two months’ worth of new translations and fixes from KDE’s contributors. The bugfixes are typically small but important.

 

Translation

First Panel:

"After the long winter with so much ice and snow, the spring feels really goo…"

Second Panel

"Boom" or "Bam", basically onomatopoeia for the sound of the hit

Third Panel

"What the…?"

Fourth Panel

"Spring got canceled, Bitches!"

Alt Text TranslationComic in vour Panels, colored in red and yellow tones.

First Panel: A Woman with curly hair goes for a walk in nature, birds sing, she is happy. She says: After the long winter with so much ice and snow, the spring feels really good…

Second Panel: The woman is cut off mid sentence, a huge yellow fist is hitting her in the face from the sky. The onomatopoeia „BAM“ is written over the fist.

Third Panel: The woman is sitting on the ground, crying and confused. She stammers: What the…?

Fourth Panel: A huge sun with its fist raised says: Spring got canceled, Bitches! In its other hand, it is holding a smartphone with the weather app open, showing 30°C.

Source: https://pixelfed.de/p/Fuchskind/964960221910287919

 

New account, so i gotta follow the rule.

I photographed this puddle 2017-04-02, almost 9 years ago.

Back then, i edited the image a bit to increase the heart-shaped-ness, sadly i don't have the original anymore.

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