zum Glück bin ich schon 24 😅
zitrone
joined 3 months ago
oh you can ruin a turd
a turd is shit, but its solid, tidy and contained, low entropy, kinda neat
explosive diarrhea on the other hand
if sending cash by mail is also an acceptable anonymous payment option, https://mailbox.org/ maybe something for you
when I went out to eat with a few transfem lesbians on a nerd event a few months ago, they told me that lesbian envy is a way gender dysphoria can express itself
i think they were like half jokingly suggesting i should become transfem too xD
haha you're trapped now, for i will take infinite time to hand over my pronouns one-by-one in length-lexicographic order
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z aa ab ac ad ae af ag ah ai aj ak al am an ao ap aq ar as at au av aw ac ay az ba bb ...
lmao
Translation
First Panel:
"After the long winter with so much ice and snow, the spring feels really goo…"
Second Panel
"Boom" or "Bam", basically onomatopoeia for the sound of the hit
Third Panel
"What the…?"
Fourth Panel
"Spring got canceled, Bitches!"
Alt Text Translation
Comic in vour Panels, colored in red and yellow tones.
First Panel: A Woman with curly hair goes for a walk in nature, birds sing, she is happy. She says: After the long winter with so much ice and snow, the spring feels really good…
Second Panel: The woman is cut off mid sentence, a huge yellow fist is hitting her in the face from the sky. The onomatopoeia „BAM“ is written over the fist.
Third Panel: The woman is sitting on the ground, crying and confused. She stammers: What the…?
Fourth Panel: A huge sun with its fist raised says: Spring got canceled, Bitches! In its other hand, it is holding a smartphone with the weather app open, showing 30°C.
/aɪ wəz ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔː ə ɛn eː ɛs ˈɡeɪ̯m on gŏg/
tbh /gŏg/ is pretty hard to pronounce so i would probably say /ɡɒk/ like gock
ich bin unkulturiert
Das Schachbrett besteht den Fluchtpunkttest, der Tisch seltsamerweise nicht.
Ich glaube, dass das Bild kein KI Geschlabber ist.
das ist actually für katzen voll gewöhnugssache
eine freundin meiner schwester geht regelmäßig mit ihren katzen gassi
ich weiß das, weil meine schwester da öfters mitkommt und dann davon fotos in ihre signal story stellt
New account, so i gotta follow the rule.
I photographed this puddle 2017-04-02, almost 9 years ago.
Back then, i edited the image a bit to increase the heart-shaped-ness, sadly i don't have the original anymore.
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