I so wanted one as a kid...

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[–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Do enough skid stops and you'd wear a hole through the plastic tires

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  • [–] 46 points 5 days ago (12 children)

    My mom refused to buy me a green machine because I’d hurt myself.

    She also refused to buy me squirt guns that looked like real guns even if they were neon.

    Can I sue for financial compensation?

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  • [–] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    My mom refused to buy me one because she wanted me to learn how to ride a bicycle instead, which lead me to absolutely adore riding bicycles.

    Also I can't see how in the world you'd hurt yourself on one of these

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    I can’t see how in the world you’d hurt yourself on one of these

    Ride into traffic where cars can't see you. Also, cooties from all the 8,9,10 year old girls you drove crazy.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    My house was a "war toy free zone" which was cool because I had cool construction toys, but alas, no green machine.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

    My friend who had every GI Joe and a huge battlefield his dad built with a sick volcano is a heavy equipment operator.

    I got science and computer toys and I talk to the customers so the engineers don’t have to.

    Honestly I’d rather play with giant Tonkas

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago* (1 child)

    She also refused to buy me squirt guns that looked like real guns even if they were neon

    That might actually be a good thing depending on where you grew up in the world. Some of these aren't neon, but I'm not sure if it would have helped

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tamir_Rice

    https://sjcitizen.com/off-duty-police-officer-shoots-bishop-kenny-student-playing-senior-assassin-game-with-friends/

    https://abcnews.com/GMA/News/officer-shoots-student-playing-water-gun-senior-game/story?id=132977374

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago

    Back when marketing wisdom taught us that alienating 50% of potential buyers (it's only for boys!) was the sure fire way to boost sales.

    Still a cool toy, though.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago

    The steering from the rear was wild.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    My friend had a Green Machine, and my apartment building had a loooong driveway ramp, with a landing in the middle.

    Good times were had!

    Nobody knew what helmets were back then.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago

    I LOVED my green machine! Fucking amazing in 1978

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago* (3 children)

    That thing is cool.
    I had a knight rider version

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    i was riding my banana-seat 2-wheeler by then, but i had a 'regular' one with the skid brake before that. probably around '74 or so.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    Looks cool, sounds dangerous

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