I would like to hear this 27 minute lecture on sea monster map placement.

No no no. You need to start by explaining the evolution of mapmaking, before focusing on the monsters.
Non-map people don't have enough background on maps, so you must provide that first.

Unironically if I went on a date with someone and they infodumped for 30 minutes about sea monsters on old maps I think I'd fall in love lmao.

If she doesn't want to hear your dissertation on sea monsters then she's not the one.

This thread is completely devoid of map sea monster facts and that’s a travesty

But when it works it's oh so awesome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemi_(comic_strip)

I never wondered why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.

I am now wondering why the map sea monsters were placed in the locations that they were placed in.

I mean, 27 minutes barely seems enough for a proper introduction to such a vast subject.

She got lucky, clearly her date was actually a sea monster disguised as a human, a clear attempt as using lonely humans as a slightly more ethical food source rather than sailors who might have family at home waiting for their return.

I'd date them

Try dating other autists, normies don't uh, speak your love language.

If you don't use visual aids, what do you expect?

Monologues are not allowed to exceed 5 minutes on a date.

She was probably turned off by the fact that they aren't maps, but rather nautical charts. :(

Id definitely take sea monsters on maps so long as opposed to hearing how much they hate their ex

Autistic dating

These comments are how I know that the Fediverse are my people.

OP was the sea monster all along.