A photograph of downtown, Albuqerque, New Mexico, with a badly photoshopped illustration of an Opabinia descending upon the city. The Opabinia is a Middle Cambrian marine animal that looks kind of like a slug with several eyes and weird tentacle trunk on its face (I am serious).

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[–] 15 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Wait, Albuquerque's a real place? I thought they made it up for Breaking Bad and that one Weird Al song

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Oh no, it’s a real place alright. All the rich people live on the east side of the river and in the north and look down on the poorer people on the west side and in the south. Crime is an issue, there were lots of hit and runs when I lived there, there was even a season where people had to learn to lock their car doors at stoplights cause you could just get carjacked in that amount of time. Wild place, don’t recommend.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    I would've thought all the rich people finished moving to Santa Fe by now. I haven't lived there in 25 years now, but that seemed to be the way things were going at the time.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    I was in highschool at the time so maybe 13ish years ago now? It was…still pretty bad even then. Always had to hold your breath driving through Rio Rancho because of how heavy they kept their police presence there.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago

    Lmao that can't be a real place.

    "Hey guys I need a name for a fictional city, can we talk this over at my barbecue this week end?"

    "Barbecue... hmmm almost sounds like a fictional city"

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  • [–] 16 points 5 days ago

    Fuck man, make it at least just look like a simulation, that shit looks too real I nearly shat myself.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    Where's the city? All I see is parking lots with a few buildings inbetween. And a big beautiful bird, obviously.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    Too green, downtown abq doesn't have nearly that much greenery. Obviously fake simulation.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    Weird post to see when in the middle of rewatching ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    I knew I should've taken that exit.

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