But she's sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she'll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.
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This is why I don't live with my sister snymore
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This is why I live with this guy's sister now.
My problem is that she's naked and clinging to me when my alarm goes off. Not only do I have to leave the warm bed, I have to force myself to pry off a beautiful naked woman who doesn't want me to leave…
Fucks sake Chippy you see what you started?
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"boss I'm going to be late. There's a... hum... leak in the heating system I need to take care of"
Who the fuck downvotes this? Is it the your/you're?
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*You're. Also, sounds like a 14 year old wrote this.
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