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[–] 103 points 6 days ago (3 children)

But she's sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she'll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.

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  • [–] 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Ew, a decent and good human being

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  • [–] 122 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    This is why I don't live with my sister snymore

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  • [–] 20 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    My problem is that she's naked and clinging to me when my alarm goes off. Not only do I have to leave the warm bed, I have to force myself to pry off a beautiful naked woman who doesn't want me to leave…

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  • [–] 18 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Fucks sake Chippy you see what you started?

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    [–] 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    "boss I'm going to be late. There's a... hum... leak in the heating system I need to take care of"

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  • [–] 22 points 6 days ago (43 children)

    Who the fuck downvotes this? Is it the your/you're?

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