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[–] 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Only marginally darker than the original.

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  • [–] 83 points 2 weeks ago (20 children)

    Even I am edible, but that children is called "cannibalism".

    Literally what he said. Maybe just the Johnny Depp one.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

    "But Oompa Loompas aren't humans, right? So they're fair game!"

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

    The previous movies made them look like forshortened humans. The Timothee Chalamet one made them more like elves

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  • [–] 30 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    In the original story, they were rather unfortunately depicted as looking like African pygmies. They were later made to look more inhuman so the forced labor would be okay.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Racism? In my celebrated English children's story? It's more likely than you think.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Roald Dahl had some...UNFORTUNATE views.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    The fuck. There's a timothee chalamet Wonka?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I watchd it when i had covid and fuck me dead i was not in a fit state for hugh grant oompa loompas or matt lukas with eyebrows.

    Try pairing it with a nice acid

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Okay, now pair a weekend hospital stay (for, I don't know, routine butthole maintenance? Express those glands) with watching the new Battlestar.

    Or rather don't. It gave me hospital psychosis. The paranoia in the series bled through to real life. It was not my kind of fun.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    Oompa Loompas were always edible.

    In fact, they were bred that way, so that you could take them on trips with you, but if you run out of food, you can just eat the Oompa Loompas.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    Keep talking, weird dude, you're next.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    Know your place in the food pyramid.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    They’re free from their drowned mind now….

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    It's like that scene from backrooms

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