“It says rage, boy! Do not go gently! Rage against the dying of the light!”

lol so random! *holds up spork*

"Well, it has many layers to it, but it would make even the most stoic of men cry. I don't quite know how to dice it. Rest assured though, it is pungent yet tasteful, and has a strong aura that will affect everyone in the room. You have given your life for something truly savory."

End his suffering by kicking him in the chest 300 style.

Oño

'your employer was savvy enough in the art of security to pass his communications through an onion router'

Would you still love me if I was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carrying messages back and forth for pennies?

I mean the unironic answer could be "A detailed scientific diagram of a plant that could help improve our agriculture feeding the city."

Now if it was a more steamy letter it might be more difficult to make it important.

I'm assuming the peasant messenger boy needs me to read the letter to him bc he's illiterate, but you don't need to be literate to look at an illustration unless it has parts labelled? And he's hoping that the writing makes it important? If its just an illustration tho then I'd call the little peasant messenger boy a fucking idiot for wasting my time

You died for something with layers of meaning behind it, take comfort from this knowledge as you go.