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[–] 1 point 2 hours ago (1 child)

What is that on the topleft?

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    Half again the length of a human hand and thrice as plump?! I question your illustrated eclair’s dimensions!

    (Specifically I question where I may purchase such a one)

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  • [–] 7 points 17 hours ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    spoiler( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago

    I'm down, just don't get it in my hair.

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  • [–] 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    The Internet has ruined me.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I wish I was an eclair 😩

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago

    Mmm yeah, pump it full of cream.

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  • [–] 11 points 22 hours ago

    Cream is stored in the eclairs.

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    [–] 20 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    NGL I'm a sucker for an eclair.

    Got me feeling a certain kinda way.

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Who's got the animation of the girl purposely getting on the creme filling assembly line?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    Two generations of gooners now believe that the batter injects directly into the pastry.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

    For those who don't get it, OP image shows the typical animated cum shot misconception that the ejaculate is pushed directly into the uterus, forcing its way through the cervix. This does not happen the way it's shown. The ejaculate is deposited just outside of the cervix, and the only the sperm swim through the cervix. It's important to understand this because some might come to the wrong conclusion that if they don't cum at full insertion, then the woman won't get pregnant. Not true. Sperm cells can swim the entire length of the vagina, and up through the cervix.

    The ejaculate, everything that comes out, is not all semen. Semen makes up a small part of the ejaculate. Sperm are not semen, sperm are individual cells that make up, by volume, a tiny amount of the semen. A typical ejaculation contains about 100 million microscopic sperm cells.

    In very rare instances, some ejaculate might enter the uterus through the cervix. But, one of the purposes of the cervix is to separate the sperm from the ejaculate.

    NSFW

    This is wrong:

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago* (4 children)
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    [–] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    This looks like it's not enough cream or deep enough. Is a bigger injector going to get sloppy seconds?

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  • [–] 6 points 21 hours ago

    ...ok yeah, you got me, this is all I've ever wanted 😩

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    Now I’m both hungry AND thirsty. T_T

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (5 children)

    This is fine as long as it’s not that slimey super-suger-saturated cum cream that some places like to use. The Boston Cream is okay, but whenever that other shit is makes me want to gag with with disgustingly sweet and slimey it is.

    Edit: I was waiting for someone to rush in with some defense of this saying that they love it. The lack of objection to this only reinforces my confusion on who that shit is meant for.

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