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Transcript4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. She says, โ€œLooks like everyoneโ€™s a witch nowadays.โ€ Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart.

Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch โ€œYou should be glad. Witches are cool now.โ€

Panel 3: The vampire happily says, โ€œJust like sucking people off is cool now, too!โ€ Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. โ€œYouโ€™ve GOT to stop calling it that.โ€

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[โ€“] 46 points 2 days ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 14 points 2 days ago

    I have a game of ttrpg Vampire the requiem and one of the guys insists on saying variations of "I'm going to suck that guy" straight faced (heh).

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    He sucks people dry. And then he bites their necks and drinks their blood.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 2 days ago

    Heโ€™s a suck king

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  • Is someone getting sucked off?

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  • I mean that's cool too

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 2 days ago* (5 children)

    This is my greatest weakness as well. I can't help 2/3rds of the English language are also euphemisms for assblasting

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 day ago (4 children)

    You also can't help but say pedophilic shit and put down women every chance you can!

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 day ago (2 children)

    Nobody can see your replies ๐Ÿ˜‚ I can say whatever I want to you

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 2 days ago

    He's already annoyed by humans referencing eating pussy

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  • I Nandor the Relentless will sit upon my throne and make a number 2.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 days ago

    Just mind the teeth

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