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"Do you watch a lot of gay porn?" is my go to.

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  • [–] 28 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

    My favorite is, "Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?" Not only stops the conversation, but they'll avoid you for the rest of the night.

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  • [–] 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    “Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

    You aren’t stopping me.

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  • [–] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

    "Oh right. You were in for prostitution."

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  • [–] 10 points 22 hours ago

    “Holy shit, that’s it! How’d you beat your 1st-degree murder charge?!” I’m the reason for the almost caveat.

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  • [–] 5 points 19 hours ago

    “Why dont you drop the soap and I’ll let you know…”

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  • [–] 5 points 21 hours ago

    Why is that a conversation stopper? I'd be interested to know more. What were you in prison for? How long were you in prison? Were you guilty or innocent? Do you think you deserved it or do you think the system is fucked up?

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  • [–] 4 points 20 hours ago

    Does anyone ever actually say that?

    I guess I never look familiar.

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  • [–] 2 points 17 hours ago

    "Didn't i sell you crack cocaine?"

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