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TranscriptA hungry vampire stands in a packed city crosswalk, staring like a predator at the crowd of pedestrians β€” caption reads: β€œThe city provided endless dining options.”

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[–] 15 points 1 day ago

I thought it was an Addams Family post at first

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Graham Annable is the GOAT

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    β€œWho can turn the world on with his smile…”

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Who can take a bubble bath and suddenly fill it with crocodiles?

    Cause it's you, Dot, and you should know it

    Put nitro on a bridge, go ahead and blow it

    Mud is all around, I guess it's spring

    Name another crooner other than Bing

    Don't throw your hat up in the air

    Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!

    Dot!

    Sorry, you triggered that song in my memory and I just had to quote it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Dang! I definitely remember "Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!", but that's the only line I could remember.

    Also, this is weird, but Google AI hallucinations are wild!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    seems lik the perfect opportunity to plug the show What We Do in the Shadows 😍

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