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[–] 13 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

That boy's name? Ozzy Osbourne.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 hours ago

    This is the plot of the movie Big Fish.

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  • [–] 26 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    The end may be peaceful, but he didn't say how rough the journey could be!

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  • [–] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Someone has taken to the Elayne school of interpreting prophecies related to their own life, I see. Surely nothing bad could happen from a long life being addicted to heroin

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    23 is an old age for an heroin addict.

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  • [–] 36 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

    That so reflects the minds of kids.

    Normal adult (not Death): "Yo kid. Better tie your shoelaces" - Kid: "Do I have to?" - Adult: "Well no, but..." - Kid: (already gone)

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    What adult is going to respond that way to a kid? If the kid asks β€œdo I have to” I’m saying β€œyeah or you’re going to fall on your face and have a bad time.”

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  • [–] 29 points 21 hours ago*

    A bad trip on either your shoelaces or heroin might not kill you but still ruin your life until your peaceful death.

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  • [–] 4 points 15 hours ago

    Imagine all the people, living for today

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  • [–] 16 points 22 hours ago

    There are versions of old age that i would prefer death to.

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  • [–] 8 points 20 hours ago

    Wα΄€Ιͺα΄›. Wα΄€κœ± α΄›Κœα΄€α΄› TΙͺᴍᴍʏ Jα΄Ι΄α΄‡κœ± ᴏʀ Tᴏᴍᴍʏ Jα΄Ι΄α΄‡κœ±?

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  • [–] 5 points 18 hours ago

    I am paying today for things roughly equivalent to not tying my shoes.

    Like skiing, mountain biking, and motorcycling accidents. (Add chronic illness on top, like sprinkles, for added fun).

    It's not just death, but constant pain that you want to avoid.

    So little Tommy there, tie your damn shoes.

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