>Mr Oppen, I'm afraid to inform you that your creation, "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill" has been used in...an unexpected manner.
I should have called it Phallogoria
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Qwi backed off, straightening up again defensively. "Yes, of course. The Death Star was to be used to break up dead planets to allow direct mining of the heavy metals trapped in the core. The World Devastators would be autonomous factories combing asteroids or sterile worlds to produce a wide range of items without polluting inhabited planets."
Han snorted and rolled his eyes. "If you believe that, you’ll believe anything. Listen to their names! Death Star, World Devastator—that doesn’t sound like something for peacetime economic development, does it?"
Qwi scowled and turned her back on it. "Oh, what difference does it make?"
Americans will melt 4 million civilians in a foreign country and then 20 years later write a movie about how bad it made them feel.
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War crime camo
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"Now I am become Seth, destroyer of girls"
Pretty much...
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