all 40 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 54 points 6 days ago

He paid for the house to relax in, he's gonna relax in it.

  • source
  • [–] 21 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    This is by design. If you don't want your friends to see dad in his underwear, go hang out at someone else's house.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Didn't RJ Mitte (the actor who plays Walt Jr) just die?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago

    Can confirm.

    I love it when the kid's friends visit. Just how much can I make my kids cringe?

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago

    I have a cherished memory of one of my friends who had dozed off on our downstairs couch being woken up by the sound of my Dad digging through the fridge 3 feet in front of him wearing only his torn whitey tighties. This is what his face did all within 2 seconds as he decided he should just pretend to still be asleep...

    😴🫩😳😑

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    Shi is weird :/

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago
    [–] 2 points 6 days ago

    Yep, that's me too tbh

  • source
  • [–] 66 points 1 week ago (19 children)
  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (13 children)

    This made me feel better about my body for a moment today. Thanks.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 13 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 6 days ago (10 children)
  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago (8 children)

    I can do 7 pull-ups, bike 40 miles a week, and wear a size 33 pants. At 40 years old with a titanium cage in my spine, and 4 major surgeries on my limbs.

    I’m going to give myself some grace and say that’s pretty alright for a chronic pain patient with a KIF1B gene mutation that causes rapid onset fatigue at the cellular level.

    But yes, have a bit of love handle I need to get rid of.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (6 children)

    Meh, I ended up in bed with a guy who had a flat stomach and was sad he didn't have any belly fat.

    They're called love handles for a reason, they feel good to grab.

    If you've got your own reasons to want to get super lean, go for it, but it's absolutely not necessary to get plenty of women to think you're hot.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    I'm doing pretty well, dating two people, both of whom are pleasantly cuddly with some muscle underneath.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)
  • [–] 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Nah. Dad would be full-on naked. How do I know? Because I'm Dad.

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago (5 children)
  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)