Donald Trump has made a bizarre confession about his own health at an event at the White House.

The US president was addressing a group of firefighters when he went on a tangent about personal vices.

"If you don’t drink or you don’t take drugs or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem," Trump said.

"I have other problems, I have some very severe problems. But those are not one of them."

"I don't want to add them to the list, 'cos if I did I guarantee I wouldn't be here right now."

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[–] 20 points 2 days ago (1 child)

He’s still breathing and that’s a severe problems for everyone on earth.

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    [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    This is no confession. Just Trump wanting to be the best, biggest, first in everything his talks take him.

    If he was talking to child-molesters, I'm sure he'd find something to brag to them about too. This is just him bragging that he is the best at being sick, without really thinking about what he just said

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  • Then just fucking die, you fucking pedo shit stain.

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  • [–] [S] 217 points 3 days ago* (17 children)

    Trump:

    "If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage," He then pointed out someone in the crowd. "If that person right over there, he looks like s— actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. " "If he actually had a heart attack, you know what my doctors would do, they would follow the president and leave him alone. "I've got like six ambulances and they won't use one for anybody else."

    What a vile man.

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    [–] 12 points 2 days ago

    I have some very severe problems.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    While I'm with you on general terms, I think it would be better he dropped dead after the midterms, say, by getting a stroke when seeing the results.

    Because at the moment, he is the biggest boat anchor around the GOPs neck, so no reason to lose him and let them breathe.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    Even more so, he is a severe problem.

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  • [–] 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

    This is nothing to do with health.

    This is a subtle reference to how one of his vices is raping children.

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    [–] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Geez, I'm starting to feel sorry for him..

    "I have some very severe problems. The doctor says my asshole is on the outside now. Look at this. This looks like skin, but it's not. It's lining, they call it lining. It's very beautiful, some say the most beautiful, most natural looking thing that looks like skin but it's not skin, it's asshole lining. All over my body. No skin to be seen anywhere, just lining. You think it's skin but it's lining. The doctors, they say they've never seen anything like it. They want to study it. It's the mark of a stable genius I think because they want to study it like they study Einstein's brain. You get to see it on TV but they want to see it up close. Lining, they call it. My asshole lining covering me completely. They say it's genius. I don't know, but that's what they say."

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    [–] 35 points 3 days ago

    Just don't croak before the midterms, or the GOP could get an updrift out of getting rid of this boat anchor around their neck.

    It's fine with me if the midterm results give him a nice stroke that turns him into a vacant banana.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    I honestly don’t take this as health concerns. I think it’s a severely depraved thing, like possibly raping more children than we knew or maybe even killing people. Who tf knows. But I don’t think it’s health related. It’s nasty vile evil shit related.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Sometimes he has nightmares about all the kids he raped coming back to publicly expose him as the pedo he is; and his creeping dementia causes momentary confusion that maybe it’s real and he’ll go to jail.

    But then Natalie changes his diaper and puts him back to bed with a kiss on his forehead—and as he drifts off he remembers his supporters don’t care if he raped children and he can sleep soundly again.

    The end

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    This is ambiguous language. He has problems. There were no health implications here.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I got that too. He's speaking about vices and sex is considered a vice. Are we about to get new Epstein files?

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  • [–] 1 point 22 hours ago*

    At any time any POTUS can say they have problems and it could be explained many ways. We have a million known crimes this guy has committed, so speculation and reaching is unnecessary and just gives stupid people an argument that nobody has time to dispute.

    I'm on the spectrum and not an intuitive communicator, but even in context I do not see a safe way to conclude he's talking about drugs, sex, health, or anything specific that couldn't be explained with the typical hardships of being POTUS.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    "Some say I have the very best illnesses. Biden would say he does, but I do. But I do, the biggest illnesses. One person said to me, they said "Mr Trump, you're a sick man" and they're right, I am. Even more than they know!"

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  • [–] 57 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I’m Italian and let me tell you I know this pattern: he’s got a sex problem. It came in his mind when he was talking about vice, so that’s why he couldn’t list it. Everybody knew, the crowd was alpha males in his mind so he had to show off. He is aware of what caused the fall of Berlusconi, women.

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    [–] 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Tin foil hat moment

    His advisers are likely telling him there's a high chance that he loses the house and Senate in the midterms, and that he will likely be impeached again. While it's unlikely he will be removed by the Senate, he may be setting up a scapegoat to step down as president "I'm too sick to be president" as soon as he passes the 2 year mark, so JD Vance can take over and still be eligible for 2 terms after.

    As a narcissist with no shame, this probably won't happen, but if his (Thiel-backed) advisers are in his ear, he's at least hearing it frequently.

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    [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Good! Just drop dead already satanic pedo Russian sympathizer!

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  • [–] 36 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    'Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.'

    Oliver Kornetzke

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    [–] 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Its kinda bugging me that he used the words collateral damage when it comes to citizens dying. He parrots a lot of stuff he's heard in meetings recently and its just a bit unsettling. What is the collateral damage he was likely recently told about?

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    [–] 52 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    I'm sure his diseases are exquisite

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    [–] 16 points 2 days ago

    I would say being a fucking pedophile is a huge problem.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago

    He’s severely demented…….

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  • [–] 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Trump is a narcissist to the core. Start from that point. The only things that are likely to be problems to him are his own personal health and anything that threatens his status. That could be anything from him knowing he’s getting dementia to “If the dems win a majority in the midterms they could make life hard for me.”

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    [–] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    I doubt he thinks his pedophillia is a problem. He's probably not even talking about his health. I bet he considers his biggest problem is his desire to get fucked in the ass.

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    [–] 21 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    He does drugs. It’s known he has an adderal addiction.

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    [–] 19 points 3 days ago

    He should just say “I’m in perfect health the doctors love me” then immediately collapse dead on the floor

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'm gonna be real fuckin pissed if he winds up making Halloween all about him.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    Let's go thrombo!

    clap-clap...clap,clap,clap

    Let's go thrombo!

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