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How little vetting must have gone into the decision? Dubious claims of being an attorney aside, if they had done any sort of mock press conference her complete lack of public speaking ability should have been evident.
But she looks like Ivanka? That's all the qualies she needed.
I don’t want to stick up for Ivanka since she is a garbage person but Katie looks like Temu Ivanka. Or like if you were going to make a porn that’s thinly veiled Ivanka fanfic. I’m not even a fashion girlie but that girl looks kind of a mess. Like she just rolled out of bed, smeared on some brows without her glasses and stumbled up to the podium. Don’t get me wrong, their insides will always be the ugliest insides ever, but those outsides are no prize. I’ve legit seen junkies on the onramp who looked more put together.
Trump isn't a fashion person. He doesn't care about fashion or how "put together" she looks. She's a thin, blonde, white woman with similar enough features to his daughter. Close enough for Trump
The vetting is Does she look like Trumps daughter Will she let Trump fuck her
That’s pretty much it
I think it comes from the conservative mindset that someone competent and capable in one field will be similarly competent and capable in other fields
Simply put: They believe in a hierarchy. Some people are imherently better at everything than others
She was competent and capable in her previous role of being an ass kisser. Because she was able to butter Trump up, it was assumed she would be good at any role, and she had "the look" Trump wanted (she looked like his daughter)
Oh man, she only lasted half a mooch.
Idk, 5 business days seems like a full working mooch?
A mooch is 11 regular days so she's really not even a full half mooch.
I figure a Zacharia is the metric equivalent...
Who the hell dresses like a flight attendant for their first Whitehouse press appearance? (Besides her)
Maybe she had a job interview right after?
I'm getting to where I think a full Steven Cheung denial is the best possible endorsement of truth available. His tears of indignant rage just seem to light the last candle on the cake of whatever exposé is going around this time.
Next secretary is already announced, don’t worry!

Now that's a challenging wank.
Imagine if a Democrat administration had this scandal. Imagine Biden hiring this woman.
You really gotta give up pretending or imagining anyone is holding republicans to the same standard as Dems
USA outstupids itself daily.
I wonder if any of Trump's supporters remember that his original 2016 campaign leant heavily on the idea that he was great at hiring people, and would replace the swamp with a team of the country's best and most highly qualified people?
Supporting Trump was always about making MAGA feel good about themselves, feels not reals. Trump's actual policy outcomes almost never mattered.
Perhaps the main policy point of Trump was anti foreign adventure, alongside being anti-immigration and anti-inflation. And now Trump has started an optional war in Iran which is arguably even stupider than Bush II's Iraq War. Which has caused inflation to sky-rocket. And the national debt is spiraling out of control. And yet, 76% of Republicans still approve of Trump. I don't think most people realize how literally insane the loyalty of the Republican voter base is.
Off to start her own podcast grift now I'm sure.
Three days. She didn't work Monday, and she was fired this morning, so I don't think she worked today.
Its crazy she thought she could get away with lying about her degrees in a job thats so high profile. From far away she does look a bit like Ivanka, who trump has said he wants to have sex with, so I imagine thats why she was hired.
https://newrepublic.com/post/173968/donald-trump-fantasized-sex-ivanka-new-book-says
5 days, isn't that only half a mooch?
.45 of a mooch. She's not even half the mooch he used to be.
And as such, and US Americans, there to for, and as such.
I personally believe, that, US americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have the answer and I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, it should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Amen.
Something tells me this is the longest she has held a job down.
The cult in power forgot to add a skill requirement for the pretty-face spokesperson. 🤦♂️
Well, it's how they usually do things, i guess.
If I've learned something in my time working with hardcore repugnants they give zero fucks about actual skill. In no particular order, these are what they hire based on...
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Looks
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Ass-kissing
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Banging the boss
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Being related or at least BFFs with someone
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Bribes
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Blackmail
I bet the Turnip administration is really upset about the person whose job it is to communicate with the press was really distracting and ineffective. Now they'll have to waste more time looking for another with just a few short weeks until midterms. I bet they really hate that their pick is a relative nobody and convenient scapegoat. They probably really wanted to field questions about inflation, or oil prices, or food prices, or investments into Russia, or intentionally hamstringing Ukraine, or the Epstein files, or any of the insane things Turnip has said at recent rallies about his own health, or the superficial qualities of his supporters, or the bang up job RFK is doing with measles, or their targeting of political rivals, or their waivering support in traditionally rock solid strong holds, or that list of ballroom doners WP just released. Yup, I bet they're really embarrassed. We should keep focusing on the card we picked, surely the magician wont use misdirection.
job interveiw kweschuns:
- Are you hot?
- Are you loyal to the One True God Donald J Trump?
Do you confuse the President with your husband?!?
Natalie Harp was having NONE of it.




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