Had to evict a big ass spider from my room today and was reminded of this meme template. At least it's easier to evict spiders than cats, the latter don't fit in measuring cups.

Two panels in the "Hello, Human Resources?!" meme template. Work place setting. Title: Know the home rules. Upper Panel, entitled "appropriate": A cat overlayed on a person stands next to another person's cubicle and says "I domesticated myself and hunt pests.". The person in the cubicle is enamored and replies: "Awww, you're sweet.". Lower Panel, entitled "inappropriate": Same scenario as the upper panel. This time a spider is overlayed on the person instead. The person in the cubicle is frightened and on the phone, saying: "Hello, human resources?!"

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[–] 6 points 18 hours ago

We tend to leave spiders alone in the house, they don’t really bother anything and keep other bugs at bay. The exception is when I need to work somewhere they built webs, then the webs gotta go and for that I use the shop vac.

For the centipedes though we have an agreement, they can stay as long as we don’t see them. You start scurrying across the kitchen floor and I will step on you (though to be fair I think that’s true for anything that “scurries” in the same way a centipede does).

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Someone here mentioned a while ago that some house spiders learn your active hours and typically come out to hunt when you're either not around or asleep.

    I usually ignore them because I'd much rather deal with occasional corner cobwebs than literally any other pest hanging around.

    Spiders are the only thing not interested in my food.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago* (3 children)

    It's also common knowledge that when you're inactive (sometimes referred to as asleep) spiders descend into your mouth about 8 times per year. 🫥

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago

    For anyone that may actually've believed that:

    So how did this claim arise? In a 1993 PC Professional article, columnist Lisa Holst wrote about the ubiquitous lists of "facts" that were circulating via e-mail and how readily they were accepted as truthful by gullible recipients. To demonstrate her point, Holst offered her own made-up list of equally ridiculous "facts," among which was the statistic cited above about the average person's swallowing eight spiders per year, which she took from a collection of common misbeliefs printed in a 1954 book on insect folklore. In a delicious irony, Holst's propagation of this false "fact" has spurred it into becoming one of the most widely-circulated bits of misinformation to be found on the Internet.

    Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/swallow-spiders/

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I draw the line at black widows, like the ones outside my sibling’s house.

    They are not friend shaped.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Not saying you should befriend black widows or anything but they are actually pretty docile and will only bite in extreme situations when they are trapped and it’s the only option. Typically they will just pretend to be dead.

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  • [–] 4 points 18 hours ago*

    Problem is that's a very common situation, like when they're wedged in a plant pot, in drainage holes along the house, in the A/C unit, in the hose reel, or places in the yard the dog will sniff. Especially when they nest there and get defensive over their silk ball.

    I'd want to leave them alone. But its simply not practical.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    spiders are fine as long as they arent poisonous, and Estonia doesn't have poisonous spiders in the wild

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    Also, both will absolutely bite you, randomly. And climb on random things.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    Well, they are not really the same, are they? One is cute, small, furry and graceful. And the other one's a cat.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    As a borderline arachnophobe, I've had the privilege of hosting a gorgeous orb weaver in a really awesome spot for this season. She's got a massive space, where lots of flies come, and it's in a social area outdoors, but the location is perfectly situated for viewing from a distance so it doesn't trigger anything for me.

    She has her mate, she's healthy as hell, and I'm actually dreading the day she passes because it's become a bit of a ritual daily interaction with her.

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  • [–] 2 points 18 hours ago*

    We had this giant orb weaver (yellow garden spider) living outside my wife’s office window at home for almost two months. We named her Shelob because of how surprisingly big she was, and I at least really enjoyed visiting her from inside until one day she was just gone.

    Im actually really proud of the pictures I got with the sun backlighting her since it shows how translucent they are

    Photo of said spider, spoilered in case folks don’t want to see it

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  • [–] 117 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I'm usually arachnophobic, but once I had an orb weaver decide to live on the back of my work truck. Freaked me out at first, but I let it be. It would come out of it's hiding spot at night to make its web across the truck, and I would watch it clean up in the morning before I left. Almost got it on my face a few times while doing overnight work. It stayed with me all summer, I could always find it hidden under a door seal or up on the ladder rack, tucked away.

    It was nice almost having a pet. Then, one morning, I get ready to leave for work. The web was still up, tattered, and spider bro was nowhere to be seen...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    If a spider was you sized it wouldn't hesitate

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    ok but also valid me and the spiders have a rule. they stay outside and keep the perimeter clear and i dont freak out T_T

    though as much as i'm terrified of spiders they'll always end up with me getting the biggest cup you can find, sliding a paper under it, and screaming all the way to the window.

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    [–] 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Spider are cool outside but not inside.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    i mean, they're pretty much entirely room temperature, unlike cats, which are warm blooded

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    I always feel bad when I have to remove spiders from the house. I try to be gentle, and I do hope that they stick around outside. There's more for them out there anyway.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    I taught my kids early and often that spiders are friends, aside from a few dangerous ones we don't really encounter here. Mosquitos are scarier than spiders. One of my kids is still terrified of spiders though 😭

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  • [–] 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    One of my coworkers said she was trying to catch some ants to try to nurse a spider in her house back to good health. Absolutely insane behavior.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago*

    Nobody cares, but the four fingers angers me.

    I have black widows all over my house, they are welcome here. You are not.

    There's one right by the front door, waiting for you. They are very patient and well-behaved companions.

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