Scott needs to show more cleavage.
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I'll be honest. It took me a second to realize the 3 on the left were different people
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So did we decide Sweeney is a piece of shit, then? I fucking love never watching media that benefits a piece of shit person, so I'm fully ready
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If Scott were a real go-getter he'd transition for the job
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Only one of those begins with the letter K, so I'm guessing Kate Upton.
I didn’t know who the woman with the misspelled first name was, so I looked her up. I was sure the joke was that she is a porn star. Nah - some kind of social media influencer that moves a lot of products through banal videos.
In 2026, Earle claimed that the only book she may have read was Dr Suess, and other than that she has "never read a book", despite having gained a degree in marketing.
– Wikipedia
Seems right for Trump.
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Has the same vibe as the election in Brooklyn 99 where there are multiple old white male candidates named John Kelly.
The three people on the left be like
They should just save time, use Sydney Sweeney and have her advertise products throughout the briefings.
She could wear a lower cut shirt for worse news she has to deliver.
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Nah - humans can't reliably parrot Trumps nonsense. They're getting an AI SI agent instead.
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no one would've seen it coming from a groper, rapist and pedo :D
🎶 One of these things is not like the others 🎶
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