Back when, a coworker brought the team a dozen fresh donuts every Friday, and it was awesome!

We later found out that this shop he always went to (small family owned) was one of the few that still did a bakers dozen, and he took it as a chef tax/finder's fee driving to work.

So, naturally, we started calling it a bastard's dozen. 🤣

Oh no, I thought this was a Lemmy fad like beans.

I already tell all my iot devices not to trust anything outside the internal network, (well really I tell the router to not let anything outside the vlan except for specific devices on specific ports.)

So it's not everything that's fucked for me, just everything outside.