Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.

Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.

Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.

What a pathological freak of nature.

why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense

My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.

His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he'd raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.

Don't get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.

That man hasn't had an honest human interaction for 30 years

Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.

Don't feed the Trollionaire

Elon loves children. Just ask Ghislaine.

They trained together

Damn right

I'm sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.

In early 1996, their startup, an early online city guide and mapping tool, got a $3 million infusion from venture capitalists. The investors soon found themselves surprised, according to Kimbal Musk’s account captured in a video of the 2013 event posted on the Milken Institute’s YouTube page.

“When they did fund us,” Kimbal Musk recalled, “they realized that we were illegal immigrants.”

“Well…” Elon Musk interjected.

“Yes, we were,” Kimbal Musk pushed back.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/us/elon-musk-immigration-gray-area-cec/index.html

Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon's ass easily. They are much stronger than him.

Helen Keller once said, "the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision," so by her expert opinion I'd say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.

You called for me?