But hey, we should do the right thing, save the environment and buy his ev truck!

We need a French solution to the billionaire problem.

looks down at paper straw dissolving in glass of water

unload a glittering cargo of stars, entrepreneurs, supermodels, influencers and tycoons into the lagoon

If only that were literally true

I’ve never hoped so hard for a natural disaster

Now that’s what I call a target rich environment

90 private jets polluting the planet just to see one rich asshole say ”I do”.

If I wasn't already boycotting amazon, I'd start now.

Maybe we will get lucky and some/all will fall into the canals and drown.

I mean she looks and her name sounds hispanic. Shouldn't she be sent to El Salvador? /s

Oh they are kettling themselves. It would be a shame if something happened to all of them simultaneously

Tells you how much more style the rich used to have. What good are all those billions today if the place where you live is not as pretty as Venice? Nobody is going to visit his house in Florida in 100 years.

This is where God gets to prove he's real, and he's on the side of the people. If it's true, Venice will finally sink into the sea and become a legend, like Atlantis.

If that happens, I'll finally go to church every Sunday. Hear me God? That's what it will take.

Won't someone rid me of these pesky Sociopathic Oligarchs?

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I bet you none those flight will crash. So why do our flights get to crash?

Good luck, 47.

"INTO the lagoon", you say? Promise?

Flight Radar 24 will busy.

All the Sociopathic Oligarchs in the same place at once? Look, I'd normally be against this sort of thing, but if someone wants to drop a nuke on Venice, I could excuse it just this once.