The Internet was a mistake.

A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.

https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/

I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.

Look I'm very sorry for sharing this but I've been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

Hey maybe mark this as NSFW

BRAIN BLEACH

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH

GODDAMMIT WHERE DID I PUT MY BRAIN BLEACH

Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.

Amazing - it's only 7am and, thanks to this post, I've already had enough internet for today.

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

Bad day to have eyes

it is a pleasurable experience for both parties

Somehow I doubt that even if a person was depraved enough to attempt this, that it would be pleasurable for either party

What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!

Why I gotta see this when I'm just trying to write honest to god d&d CONSENTacle porn?

Sounds like a devourment song

I think anon watched too much tenticle hentai

This shit is hilarious and was a plot point in The Boys.

Got about halfway and had to stop reading. Don't rape animals.

Not even funny. Just fuckin gross and weird, even to repost

Anon needs his hard drive checked.

I can not leave the house

he is too smart

he will not let me

the morning squelching now fills me with terror

Old but gold fucking horrifying

I feel conflicted about even upvoting this repost. It's nice to know I still have some scruples left.