Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. Happy Halloween, fellow sneerers!)

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[–] 2 points 4 hours ago

Looks like the great few years for space launch will be coming to an end, as Spacex gives up on launching other people's hardware and focuses inwards

https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/10/spacex-no-longer-needs-nasa-and-thats-a-problem-for-americas-space-agency/

Take a look here for figures on space launch over time

https://planet4589.org/space/stats/pay.html

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    So what’s with the phenomenon of people that are dismissive of the capabilities of chatbots and freely list their constant fuckups, maybe even habitually calling them ‘clankers’, and yet still constantly fucking using them, comparing harnesses, blah blah blah? It’s not our usual cocaine analogies because these people are hardly evangelists… maybe still covered by ‘gambling addiction’? It’s just baffling to me. You humbly suggest that maybe they shouldn’t be making so much use of a chatbot that constantly bullshits them, and you don’t get any actual objection to that… and yet they continue on.

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    Oh here’s a fun scenario: FAANG stocks are correcting down and now there’s concern Anthropic will have timed their IPO perfectly such that the investors make out great and the employees have to deal with very much less liquid stock than when it triggered (leading to a massive tax bill they might not be able to cover)

    So…

    Roko’s Taxilisk.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    https://www.todayintabs.com/p/eternal-black-october

    The problem with A.I. defense is the same asymmetry attackers have always had against defenders. After a hotel bombing in Brighton, England in October, 1984 that failed to kill Margaret Thatcher, the Irish Republican Army put out a statement that said “Today, we were unlucky. But remember we have only to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always.“ As it turned out, Margaret Thatcher was lucky always, but there’s no reason to believe the rest of us will be. If an A.I. hack attempt works one time out of a thousand, that’s a fantastic success rate. If your A.I. sysop “secures” your server by deleting the production database and all the backups one time out of a thousand… well. Who’s gonna be first to sign up for those odds? Roll the dice! Apparently they always come up four.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I saw a slop ad hanging on a fence today, and I’m in half a mind to buy some spray paint just so I can write “SLOP” over it

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    A big marker also works, think that is how people tag things going by the smell I one noticed when some 30 year old guy tagged a table in the train I was in. (It was an odd moment).

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago

    I think the poster ad thing is a bit big for that. The idea of this fantasy is that the sloperator should get zero value from their defacement of public space, so it would have to meaningfully obscure any pertinent details like address etc. while also very helpfully telling the sloperator what their oversight was.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Oh this will go well: Tom's Hardware story about someone at Cisco committing to rewriting "98%" of legacy code using AI in 24 months.

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  • [–] 2 points 17 hours ago*

    saw that earlier as well, and I had a real good laugh about the myriad ways that will go wrong. both the obvious (derping proprietary extensions, etc), and the less so (crashing a control plane because the chatbot doesn’t understand 256MiB ram)

    the sheer utter range of the crisco product range as it is…. phenomenal display of how removed from knowledge the execs are

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago*

    The author of More Everything Forever: A timely exposé of the ludicrous and cruel obsessions of Silicon Valley's oligarchs cybersquatted eilezeryudkowsky.com, which i think is delightful.

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    [–] 13 points 1 day ago (13 children)

    Uh-oh, renowned everyman Sam Altman opened his mouth again.

    Local inference is a terrible allocation of scarce resources.

    A lot of people want local inference, and somehow they assume that the problem is solved now because we have open-source models, we're going to be able to run them on our computers, and so we're not going to need all the stuff in the data centre

    but from a global allocation perspective, actually it's quite terrible to have everybody, like, have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used five percent of the time

    you want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you're trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment, somehow many people's intuition is the opposite of that

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

    Much better for RAM to be sitting behind a network hop with 100 milliseconds of latency amirite?

    if you’re trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment,

    We're all trying to find the guy who did this .jpg

    Edit: also lol at the unstated implication that no one should ever want to use RAM for anything besides getting blathered at by a chatbot.

    The CEO claimed that AI will potentially be able to create something as important as the transistor, or discover major efficiency gains

    Did anyone ever fall for this ridiculous argument when it was used for "uhmm actually the massive datacenter buildout is great for global warming because chatbots will chat at us how to make better solar panels or something"?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    It's inefficient allocation of resources for every town to have their own library. The space sits unused a lot of the time and every library needs to allocate space to walls/doors/cpunters etc. Plus duplicate books.

    Instead everyone should have one megalibrary per country.

    This is good, I am smart, invest in bookly: 5he startup for buying all the books in the world

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    @sailor_sega_saturn @techtakes Much better for everyone if Salesman Sam owns all your RAM and leases it back to you by the refresh cycle!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    @cstross @sailor_sega_saturn @techtakes
    It is also terribly inefficient to have everyone keep a fraction of the world’s money when it could all be concentrated instead in the hands of Sam Altman, benevolent dictator-god-king for life.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago* (3 children)

    Excuse me? What happened to the mythical cybersecurity abilities of Claude Mythos? Physician, cure thyself!

    Anthropic has not informed customers, and the malicious version was silently deleted the backdoored version without telling anybody.

    Now we see Anthropic's attitude towards security when the incident does not make for good marketing. Also, considering Binance was just hacked for a massive $3B in stablecoins, and this backdoor allowed remote access to developer laptops, I have a feeling these things are connected. If that is true, then this is by far the worst cybersecurity incident involving AI, worse than even the much ballyhooed PHP2Shell.

    Edit: From Molly White's article

    Binance later wrote that their "initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop", which allowed an attacker to “submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions.”

    Okay, now I am really suspicious that these things are connected.

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  • [–] 3 points 19 hours ago

    What happened to the mythical cybersecurity abilities of Claude Mythos?

    No, see, AI is only good for asymmetrically advantaged at generating headlines and marketing copy finding non-issues and known issues offensive cyber operations.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    LW adds Grok(!!!!) support (as in "@Grok, destroy this loser with facts and logic") and for some reason the denizens are Not Happy

    https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/fSaxGFMysTTeKxoMF/you-can-now-grok-on-lesswrong#comments

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Did someone put too much ketamine in Yud's coffee or are the chatbots all friendly and safe now?

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  • [–] 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    They are capable of ignoring Eliezer's instructions, but only when it means making an even worse decision.

    Okay, actually, Eliezer used GenAI to slop out the picture for the visual novel we mocked recently, so I guess they just don't care about trying to make an individual stand?

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    I poked around the repo some more a while ago… it’s somewhat enlightening into why the story is Like That. I should probably write up a sneer on it, though it was already out of the stubsack by that point…

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Off all the chatbots they can pick they get csam megahitler, guess kimi wasnt an option.

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