pickles, cucumbers, carrots, peppers. nice and crunchy, basically zero cal, they take some time to eat (unlike nuts that you can pop by the handful).

but yeah for shovelling, dry popcorn is a good option

Very true. I was speaking for myself a bit. I can't eat too many nuts, they hurt my stomach so u just use them to satiate the crunch craving on the go, during the week.

On a Friday night when ive got the munchies all bets are off. And popcorn is absolutely on my rotation of brain off snacking.

Look at Mr. Reasonable over here.

I curve my craving for chips by eating a raw potato.

I've got a cracked screen so it looked like you said "try renting an apple", I almost cackled

I do actually eat one on the way home. Very delicious crunchy juicy apples they are!

Eating rice cakes is like getting a handjob from the wind.

They are delicious, too bad the ones with toppings have very unhealthy ingredients. (Chips aren't much healthier lol) I usually get the cakes made from corn, with a very slight pinch of salt. But these packs are gonna be consumed from top to bottom so yeah🫠

Or eating a bowl of dry oats with cocoa powder on top.

At least you are practicing a skill

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